User:Slypd0g

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Slypd0g aka Kyle Bowling was born and raised in the asshole of texas, to be exact arlington texas in 1973 After barley graduating from Ass Highschool he went to buttcheacks universty and got a degree in smoking weed and "bowlin" Amazingly one day Kyle was so high he stumpled in to a rehersal for high school musical 167, and was cast as the pot selling asshole who gets little jimmy so high he cant sing. From then on the star was born he stared in so movies as "Sure", "I Forgot What I Did Last Summer" and many more. Kyle was indicated on smuggling charges in the Miami Airport when security got him with 7,000 pounds of Grey Goose, after being relased on bail he took a plane trip to Las Vegas were he was soon arrested for blowing up a car in the middle of a parking lot, his only response was "This isn't Grand Theft Auto IV" After that he was casted in "Meet the Fockners" were a male nurse with a big head gets rapped my micky the mouse.