User:Sketch Whiteface

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Sketch Whiteface
Birthdate: April 10, 1985
Birth location: Hell
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 200 lbs.
Eye color: Black
Hair color: Black
Ethnicity: Caucasian

Sketch E. Whiteface is a not-so well-known ficticious character that is only known by a certain circle of people on MySpace.

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[edit] Conception

There are numerous theories as to how Sketch was brought into this world. Many people have speculated that he is the bastard child of Skeletor and Silent Bob while others maintain the story of how he is composed of many bodily fluids from approximatly half a dozen different beings. To this day Sketch has never gone public with the truth of his origins. The only thing that has been confirmed is that he was born on the Jersey shore.

[edit] Early Years

From his birth to the age of 15 he was raised in an apartment in southern New Jersey by three anthromorphic fast food items known by the names Master Shake, Frylock and Meatwad (or more commonly known as the Aqua Teen Hunger Force. He was found on the boardwalk abandoned by Meatwad under the impression that Sketch was a doll. After a countless arguement at home they decided to keep him and raise him.

When he reached the age of 13 he learned quickly how to drive a car by accompaning Master Shake to his next door neighbor's, Carl, house to borrow his car only to return it debouched beyond it's ability to function. Police reports were filed against Sketch for reckless driving, driving without a license, destruction of public property and meddling in the second degree. The reports were later removed by an unknown criminal who in turn set the police station on fire. At 15 he left the Aqua Teens to search for his parents, discover why they left him and protect and serve the people whenever he sought fit.

[edit] Adulthood

When Sketch turned 18 he was unemployed living behind the back of a Denny's in Newark. He had contemplated suicide by kitten snuffing in December of 2003. But down the way from pet shop he was headed to spotted two dirt merchants knwon as Jay and Silent Bob. He had heard about their many exploits involving criminal mischief, assualt, drug distribution and monkey theft. As they approached each other he asked them for an autograph to which Jay responded with a vulgar sentence declining his request. He then began to cry on his knees as they walked down the sidewalk. Silent Bob shortly after convinced Jay to give him the autograph. Later on that night they went to a diner and had various long conversations which eventually led to the duo apprenticing Sketch into the trade of drug dealing.

Months later down the road Sketch was now living in Leonardo, NJ with Jay and Silent Bob, dealing in front of the Quick Stop convenience store, but still no closer to discovering his origins. In early 2005 he retired from the drug dealing profession and chose to cruise around the country in a customized school bus to continue his quest. Since then he's had little contact with Jay and Silent Bob and the Aqua Teens.

[edit] Trivia