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| Silverdragon706 |
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Rita |
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July 1987 |
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California |
| Occupation |
College Student |
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This user is an art lover. |
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This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire. |
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This user enjoys cleaning up vandalism. |
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This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit. |
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Rita is a college student, artist, and gamer who sporadically edits Wikipedia. She tends to clean up vandalism and Wikify articles. One of her top guilty pleasures is proving people wrong, especially those who are full of themselves and think they can never be wrong. While she doesn't try to be malicious, sometimes it comes off that way thanks to her short temper. The level of stupidity in the person she is dealing with is directly proportional to her level of hostility. She's not a horrible person. Rita is reasonable with a very enjoyable personality, once you get to know her. Just ask her teachers/professors, coworkers, and peers. It's just that she finds it hard to deal with stupidity and certain people tend to only see the negative side of her.
[edit] Sarcasm and Humor
If you don't like it, it is advised that you avoid Rita as much as possible. Sarcasm is one of her best skills and only weapon against mediocrity and the easily-confused. You have been warned.
While she has a sense of humor, it's not often appreciated by everyone. Some of the humor used and appreciated by this user tends to be "offensive" to many people. That includes parody, satire, sarcasm, and sharp wit. Her theory is that people should lighten up and learn to laugh at everything. Offensive material to some is downright hilarious to others. Still, she has limits. If it's completely tasteless and taboo, even Rita can be offended. Despite what many believe, Rita is indeed capable of humor that is widely acceptable. Not everything she laughs at is sarcastic &/or offensive. The problem most people have with her sense of humor is that it never stops. She is rarely completely serious about things and jokes about almost every aspect of life.
[edit] Proper English
HAY GUYZ IM BAD SPELING AND GRAMER AND PUNCTUASION. PLEEZ DONT UZE ME. :(
If you're fluent in the language and you've studied it enough to know better, then please type and speak that way. "It's the internet, not a paper" is not a valid excuse for sounding like a complete moron. Those who speak and type like idiots will be treated like one. They get an extra large dose of my sarcasm and humor.
If you have a learning disability of some sort or are still learning the languge, there are spell-check programs available. Many word processors and e-mail writing programs have them. Also, there is one online at SpellCheck.net.
People make mistakes, typos happen, E's and I's get switched... Not everything needs to be perfect. But if errors are made to the point where it is confusing to understand, there's a problem. "Well" and "we'll" are not the same word, and a misplaced comma can mean something completely different. So as long as it gets the point across in a manner that can be respected, Rita is usually... tolerant of it.
[edit] Capitalization and The Letter I
This page is one of a few rare places where Rita properly capitalizes. While she emphasizes proper typing, caps could mean less to her. She still gives proper nouns their due respect and gives them the "big letters" though.
this paragraph is written in the way that she usually types. the letter "i" (when used as a proper pronoun) is the only proper noun she doesn't captialize. her theory is that it seems egotistical to make yourself so important as to need a "big letter" to signify the first person pronoun. although she still types essays with completely proper capitalization, everyday messages, comments, and e-mails are typed in this manner. proper grammar, syntax, spelling, and punctuation are always used, so there's no question as to what she's typing. don't be so nit-picky about capitalization; you're better off trying to get rid of as much ch@tsp33k and IM-talk as possible.
[edit] Top Words/Phrases Rita Wants Banned
7. "(play) Free Bird!" - maybe it was funny the first time it was shouted. maybe the second. all i know is that the origins are so obscure that nobody really "gets it" anymore. and it's not funny. i've never even heard the song, but i already hate it because of what that concert cliché has done to it.
6. "where you at?" - "where you at?" not school, that's fo' sho'. get yo'self a damned education. you stupid or sumpin'? (why yes, i do come from Oakland. f'reals.)
5. excessive use of like - if that word is interjected between every other word in speech, it's irritating beyond belief. it's even more annoying (if that's even possible) if it's coupled with "ohmigawd!" and repeated ad naseum. these abusers need to be punched in the throat.
4. pl0x (i.e. "pl0x stop KSing") - abused by MMORPG players, specifically those who play MapleStory. apparently the word is pronounced like "please". how does a zero become a long E? compared to this, "pleez" isn't annoying at all. not even when used with "gimme money/item" or "lvl me!!"
3. prolly - anyone who uses this needs to be beaten with a keyboard... or a dictionary. preferably both. "probably" is just a few letters more and doesn't make you look like an uneducated moron. uhhhh. i prolly shoulda gone to school.
2. "i want some pussy/ass" - I HAV GUD IDEA. WE NAME WIMMIN WITH PART MEN R AFTER. THEY LUV THAT. any woman who is attracted to degradation to a sexual body part is horribly messed up. i've never heard that phrase come from a man who was happy with himself &/or satisfied. it's usually from losers, especially those who love to brag about how much they got laid... in the past. hey, i have an idea. why don't you RESPECT WOMEN? respect is a good trait and a turn-on. i'm sure it'll help you be more attractive.
1. fag/faggot, gay/homo used negatively (i.e. "that's so gay!")- every time i hear these words, it's another stab in my heart. i'm not gay, but it still hurts. it's a horrible thing and using those slang words in a negative manner only makes the situation worse. stop contributing to the hatred. and none of that bullshit about God justifying it. take responsibility for your own actions and feelings.
[edit] Quotes
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some moron tried to argue that snakes have no bones. he claims that because they look like worms, which have no bones, and move like worms, which is a total inaccuracy, then that means that snakes have no bones. i proved him wrong with an encyclopedia, then bludgeoned him with it. he's learned to stop being stupid around me." |
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—Rita, on stupidity
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i know i'm a bitch. it's about time you learned. |
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—Rita, after being told that she was a bitch
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oh, there's stuff worse than burning your tongue. picture this:
you try to take a sip of hot coffee/tea/whatever from those cups with the weird sippy "hot liquid" lids. the stuff that coffee shops use. it's a competely stupid idea 'cause it obviously doesn't help. so you end up taking in more than you thought 'cause you couldn't see how much beverage you were sipping and you end up splashing it into your mouth. the shock of hot liquid searing your flesh makes your gag reflex kick in and you end up gulping it. now liquid burning starts making it's way down your throat, spreading pain and suffering the entire way. now your lips, tongue, mouth and throat hurt and you can't even enjoy your expensive drink 'cause your tongue is too burnt to taste anymore. That, my frends, is much worse than just burning your tongue.
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—Rita, on tongue-burning
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