User:Shibalik

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Shibalik Misra was born on 20th January 1992. He is of indian decent and currently attends his 10th year of schooling at Baulkham Hills High School.

Background: Shibalik was born in the Indian city of Jabalpur in a private hospital. The name of this hospital is unknown. He lived in India for 3 years before migrating to Australia where he began attending ABC preschool. He then spent his first 5 years of primary school at Eastwood Public School, before moving to Ermington Public School to complete his primary schooling. From here he sat the selective test and was offered a position at his current school.

Other: He enjoys playing cricket. He has played for a number of teams and participated in various competitions. He previously supported india but after their dismal performance in the 2007 World Cup he has started leaning towards Australia. This is what he had to say on the issue:

"They are a more reliable team. I just can't take india losing so much anymore:("

As of current, Shibalik is dating two girls simultaneously by the names of Deepika, and Tanya of North Sydney Girls High School. Though the subjects are aware that they are not the sole interest in the eyes of Shibalik, they are relatively unnerved by the information. Shibalik is a known protestor against monogamy, having dated five girls and/or boys simultaneously. This project, however, was carried out very cunningly and none of the persons were aware of their shared interest.

Shibalik was quoted to find girls attractive, however, having dated almost every girl, his interest has moved on to boys. This movement is called the "Breast and Vagina Boycott". This occurred in 1994 when Shibalik was but two years of age. His newfound interests have been known to have "large penises". When asked to comment, he remarked "F***, I'm out of the closet" (some words have been censored for profanity).