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[edit] Gold Team Rulez!!!

Gold Team was originally established to protect the peace and destroy the evil Sinclair. The tale of Gold Team has been told throughout many generations in its own glory and epicness. In the modern era there is a sacred rulebook by which all Gold Team Members must follow.

[edit] Gold Team Rules:

1. No Noobs
2. Gold Team Rulez
3. Only 3 Members at a time
4. Must be THC induced
5. Grilled Cheese (see #4)
6. One Temporary Member per day
7. Marshall can't write official documents
8. New Rules require a 2/3 vote of Gold Team.
9. No Camping... Ever
10. Rule #2 is actually Rule #1 and visa-versa
11. Rules may not be changed or removed except by other rules
12. No "psst"ing
14. There is no rule #13 because 13 is an unlucky number and there is no unluck in Gold Team.
15. No noobs may read Gold Team Rules.
16. All Members must attend MT Tech for college.
17. Must be able to play multiple musical instruments.
18. Gold is the best Metal
19. 576 brownie points can allow anyone, who would not normally meet requirements ,to become a Temporary Member.
20. Pancakes
21. Bryan is sexy.
23. Punishments for violation of the rules will be made up on the spot with a 2/3 vote of Gold Team
24. If at any time rule #5 is invalid refer to rule #22.
25. Joe is gay, Marshall is a girl, and Stuart is a mute.
26. No pinching Gold Team
27. April the twentieth is a religous holiday
28. There is no rule #22, because we like pancakes.
29. If at any time rule #22 is invalid refer to rule #20.
30. Gold Team Members must own a Wii
31. Gold Team Members must pwn at least one video game.
32. Avenged Sevenfold is the official band of Gold Team.
33. "Gold Team Rules" Rulez.
34. Gold Team's official military consists of Chuck Norris only.
35. Members must be slim and slender.
36. Mascots need not play multiple musical instruments, and are not considered a "Gold Team Member"
37. The Gold Team official anthem is "The Power Rangers' Theme"
38. Gold Team's official flag:
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39. Only Gold Team Members can write rules, except Marshall (#7)
40. Mr. Sacry is awesome @ Math
41. Gold Team has a Fan Club and its president is Caitlin.
42. Gold Team is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
43. Any rule that recieves a 3/3 vote is a Golden Rule and can never be broken without severe punishment.
44. Rye Anne is the official Vice-President of the Gold Team Fan Club.
45. It's crap
46. Will Williams must remain 5 ft away from Gold Team members at all times.
47. There are no right legs in Gold Team... Just our Gigantic Wangs.
48. Magic disputes are decided by a 2/3 vote of Gold Team.
49. Gold Team Members can't make exclusive members do stuff with a 2/3 vote.
50. Temp Gold Team Members may partake in the voting process to force "Bitch Roady Waffa" to do things. In this case you need a 2/4 vote, NOT a 1/2.
51. No Black Tyrells, Tyrones, or Tyrishas.
52. No Destroying the Kame House.
53. Stuart is the official rule-keeper
54. Music can be changed with a 2/3 vote.
55. a) The only way out is in a box...

   b) Or by dying

56. By a 2/3 vote Gold Team goes to the mall.
57. a) Gold Team Members must each have a chocolate altoids tin.

   b) Except Gays

58. More Fire!!!
59. Sinclair is evil.
60. Together

   Everyone
   Achieves
   More (by a 2/3 vote)

61. Mr. Kinzer is Gold Team's official physicist.
62. Happy Anime Time is all the time.
63. The Gold Team Army harvests the blood of our enemies.
64. Valerie is the ultimate enemy of Gold Team and leads the Sinclair Army. And is dumb
65. Sinclair is the Arch-Nemesis of Gold Team
67. 66 is an evil Sinclair number.
68. Gold Team has 3 official pass-times

   a)Pot
   b)Dragonball/Z/GT
   c)Wizards of the Coast

69. Giggity Giggity Goo
70. a)Cake

   b)Chocolate

71. Gold Team is happy w/o bullying
72. Pudd'n has tasty man-boobs
73. Forget rule #12
74. Sinclair has no reflection
75. Gold Team Rules are always true.
76. Joe doesn't get to touch GTRs.
77. Jesus Rocks
78. Gold Team Members (not the temporary members) are immune to cancer (not the mascot either)
79. Gold Team comes first.
80. a) Caitlin is no longer President of the Gold Team Fan Club.

   b) Rye Anne is the new President, there is no Vice-President.

81. The 3 Wisemen were the original Gold Team.
82. Gold Team has no Achille's heel.
83. Sinclair is Bowser in disquise.
84. a) The "Evil Demon Monster" is Stuart's arch-rival to the death.

   b) And can never win.

85. Mr. Kinzer is the official knowledge keeper of Gold Team.
86. a) Sinclair is horrible and spreading.

   b) And is therefore cancer.

87. Gold Team Members are Half-Saiyans
88. Gold Team is Lawful Evil
89. Grandpa Gohan is Gold Team's official mascot.