User:Shaunwhim2

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can u plz update me on my contributions. I haven't been messaged in a while 4 encouragement.

Questions: In the article titled 'Piano', should the right pedal be called sustain or damper? In the picture of the double bass, the side picture is shown first, whereas the viola is shown last. What’s up with that?

[edit] Poor Shaun!

Oh I wish I could say something nice and encouraging....

But all I can say is....

Wiki subheadings don't take capitals, if they are only ordinary words like Relationships and influences.

That's not a very cheering message, is it? Well never mind!

Old Mr Bortolo wrote to his son and said "I'm so sorry you are in prison, Vinnie, because it's time to plant the tomatoes, and I'm so bad with the arthritis that I can't dig the field!" Vinnie wrote back "Papa, whatever you do, don't dig that field near the house. That's where I buried the bodies!" So old Mr Bortolo was very anxious, and he was even more anxious when the police turned up at 4.00am and dug up the entire field. But they didn't find anything of course. And the next day, Mr Bortolo was able to plant his tomatoes.

I hope you are feeling encouraged! Amandajm 10:45, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the feedback! ♥♠♣♦ *laughs*

And I know we are past Halloween, but here is another one:-

Two nuns were driving slowly along a lonesome winding road on a dark night in late October when suddenly, SPLAT, a small bat landed on the windscreen!

"Ohh, HMMOG!" said the younger nun, "Mother Teresa! It's a vampire bat! What will I do?"

"Don't panic, Sister Mary Patrick," said Mother Teresa, "just turn on the windscreen-wipers and it will be gone in a moment!"

So Sister Mary Patrick turned on the wipers, but instead of flying away, the bat went scritch-scratch-scratch-scratch across the windscreen and bared it fangs in a menacing manner.

"Oh, Holy Jesus!" said Sister Mary Patrick, ""What will I do now?"

"Never fear," said Mother Teresa, "I was in such a hurry to leave that I filled the windscreen-washer bottle with Holy Water from the font! Spray it with Holy Water! That will get rid of the nasty thing!"

So Sister Mary Patrick sprayed it with Holy Water, and the vampire bat smoked and fizzled and its little eyes became as red as fire, but it still clung on and went scritch-scratch-scratch-scratch across the windscreen.

"Lord, have Mercy on Our Souls!" said Sister Mary Patrick. "What will I do now?"

"Calm down, Sister!" said Mother Teresa. "What you need to do is show the evil thing your Cross! That will get rid of it!"

So Sister Mary Patrick skidded the car to a halt, got out, put her hands on her hips, took a deep breath and screeched "You'd better get off my frigging windscreen this instant, you effing stupid thing!"

And the bat flew off into the night.

Amandajm 10:04, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where did u get that!

Hi Shaun! I'm glad you liked it. ...now you've got me searching for another one that is clean enough to repeat..... Do you like the picture I put on your home page? You could change it for something to suit yourself. Amandajm 14:24, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Thankyou very much! Ill check it right away!!! The picture was beautiful but not really my taste! soz! anyhow, i chose a picture that i liked! hope u do 2!

What happened to my Doctor Who edit on 'lightning' !!!!!!!!!!!!!????

CMON SOMEONE TALK TO ME!!!

Only amandajm sends me writing. No one else cares...

What's the point of researching for hours and finding some rare information if no one says thankyou or even keep it up!

Doesnt Anyone Listen To Me?!?!?!?!?!