User:Shane wallmann

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hi im shane wallmann, and i'm cooler than you. I live in new jersey because taxes are high, and i like traffic. In my spare time i enjoy consuming alcoholic beverages illegaly, because I am currently underage, and engaging in unprotected sex. I attend the Richard Stockton College of New Jersey, sometimes. I love Jim Beam, women, and music(In that order). When I gro up, I want to be an astronaut.