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[edit] Ye Olde Tale of one YechielMan
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Oh editors, hear me! I bring to your ken, He thought Wikipedia his playground for verse, |
They banned him, they blocked him, they killed his IP Poor YechielMan! Dropped out in pain! |
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Seriously, though, we are trying to write an encyclopedia here, so don't vandalize our articles. Some readers looking for a serious article might not find them amusing. Remember, millions of people read Wikipedia, so we have to take what we do a bit seriously here. If you'd like to experiment with editing, try the sandbox, where you can write whatever you want (as long as it's not offensive). If you need my help to show you the place around and welcome you properly, and start a good and enjoyable editing career, please drop me a message at my Talk page. Have a nice day! Phaedriel - 03:41, 17 May 2007 (UTC) |
