Talk:Sekolah Menengah Damansara Utama

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ello Nosnaj 10:49, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Crazy

With all the vandalism, I guess its wise to lock the page and start from scratch. Might be difficult for me though, I don't have much experience. Applause for the one who locked this(but the comments WERE funny).N Dot W 08:15, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] What?

Most were true, cept for those absurd ones. Thats how we feel and it's a wonder why nobody has written a letter to the Ministry of Education ( or maybe many people did, but to no response..typical government work) 218.208.244.89 13:26, 13 June 2007 (UTC) Fauxhawk, senior of 2006 ( Nyatoh 2005-2006)

Well, this is Wikipedia, not a ranting forum. The ministry wont just sack Norsham for doing her job. 60.50.53.70 10:03, 11 August 2007 (UTC) (Kempas 2005-2006)

Wikipedia is viewed by many people. It wouldn't be wise to use wikipedia as a ranting place. Besides, Pn. Norsham is just doing her job. Syasha15 02:22, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

Rant or not, most of the facts are true, and luckily like faux, i'm already out of that problematic school —Preceding unsigned comment added by 60.50.64.185 (talk) 17:26, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Excuse me wtf r u doin?

Wikipedia is used to provide information. This article does not contain any information. If you are someone with the i.q above that of a grasshopper, please, by all means, read the article again, realise how much it sucks, then kill yourself for contributing to this massive.. Mass? Of fail. That would be if you did. If you're just lurking, by all means, lurk away. I'm not stopping you. Nobody's stopping you. I have no qualms about this article actually being a good one, in fact, by all means, make it good. Henceforth hitherthrough allow me to thus meticulously point out how much the article SUCKS, why, and etc. It throughout out for you. DE ARIMASU. /sarcasm.

  1. There used to be a fountain in front of the main entrance gate. However, it was removed due to certain reasons.
  2. For some reason, it is a withstanding tradition whereby students commonly use the term DUrians to refer SMK Damansara Utama students. This may be due to the one of the Young Entrepreneurs (YE) company name sometime ago, which is DUrians. Coincidentally, DUrians also refer to the King of fruits which Malaysia is famous for.
  3. The students come in earlier than working people. The first bell rings at 7.20 a.m. and the call is made at 7.15 a.m. indicating the students to be ready at the assembly area. Classes are usually required to start at 7.30 a.m.
  4. Currently, there are about 84 staff on board.
  5. It seems that the school admins are quite enthusiastic about making a cheer and a name other than DUrians. Apparently it was because of the durian reference.
  6. 55% of the students in SMK Damansara Utama come from SRK Damansara Utama. 18% from SJK[C]Damansara, 13% from SJK[C]Puay Chai 1+2 and 14% others.

Not much, no. We don't really want to know how many people you have wiping your ass when you get up from the privy. Or what time classes start and end. There used to be a fountain. Nobody cares whether or not there was a fountain, because the fountain is irrelevant. Or the fact that you refer to yourself as a DUrian. Speak for yourself, dammit. No, no. everything is wrong. Fear not, I will fix it. ' Some students of SMK Damansara Utama refer to themselves as DUrians. This is the cancer that is killing Malaysia, and every single time someone refers to his or herself as a 'DUrian', God kills a kitten.' ' We had a fountain. I know nobody cares, but I just had to say it because I'm a lonely person but I can't bring myself to commit suicide, but as an alternative, I'll just let everyone suffer the brunt of my awesome emoness by telling them that my high school has... A fountain. WOW. GOLLY GEE WHIZ MISTER, YOU TAUGHT ME SOMETHING.

Abilities. <- Abilities? Our school has... Abilities?

Does it fight crime at night? Does it sing? Does it dance? IT IS A SCHOOL. Derrrrrrr. A 3 STOREY BUILDING(correct me if i'm wrong) WITH SEVEN BLOCKS(again, correct me if i'm wrong). As far as I'm concerned... Our school does not have any abilities. It does not have a nine-tailed demon fox sealed within it. It didn't come from an alien planet called Krypton. It didn't get bitten by a radioactive spider. In fact, our school can't move at all. .. So, if the school doesn't have any abilities... Why does this tag exist? \_o_O_/

SMK Damansara Utama prides itself for producing achievers in many areas. Most of the students graduating will most likely attend colleges (namely Taylors and Sunway), continue on with Form 6 or pursue further studies at local matriculation centres among other things.

[edit] Achievements <-What. Anugerah Sekolah Harapan Negara - Runner Up

SMK Damansara Utama students have their share of achievements as well. Areas of sports such as tennis and badminton are the main ones which student have attained high achievements.

The drama team also achieved commendable success. Besides that, the English Debate team is also one of the best.

Went to a restaurant called 'Ultra super mega Tanker'. <- A-A-Awesome! It sounds so magnificent!

• After dinner*

'Sht sucked'.

=O Whats this?

Others

   * Hostels

There are also the Hostels for students who live far from school. Some of the students are under a government program and thus live in the hostels. <- So, every student under government programmes live in hostels? That's what you're implying. Borrowing books? LIVE IN A HOSTEL. Gifted student programme? LIVE IN A HOSTEL. Exchange student from Zimbabwe? YOU MUST LIVE IN A HOSTEL.

   * Canteen

The canteen is the place students love most. There are wide varieties of food sold at the school canteen. <- LOL. Self-explanatory.

   * Hall

The school hall is where most of the functions are held at the school. <- Why are you even telling everyone this?

   * Surau

The Surau is where students pray when they cannot make it home in time or for use during religious classes. It is located next to the hall. <- WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, MY FATHER, TOOK ME INTO THE CITY, TO SEE A MARCHING BAAAAAAAND.

If you're the person/a part of the group of people who edited this article, understand this. You've wasted 20 minutes of your time describing facilities present in every school in Malaysia. In fact, if a school doesn't have any one of those facilities, it is not a school. 20 minutes. 20 minutes that could've been used to:

a) Write a suicide note and down a bottle of sleeping pills.

b) Write a suicide note, turn on your webcam, and hang yourself on camera.

c) Realise that you can't write and stab your eyes out because you're 'different'.

Etc. Any of them will work. 'Others'.

[edit] Additions

Currently, there is a computer lab being built to accommodate a larger amount of students to use the computer. <- ...What. This sentence should not exist.

'Additions'... 'Additions'? The hell is this?

'Others'. Shouldn't this be in the same category? Since it's in the same category, why does the 'others' tag exist?

Most, if not all, of the sentences on this page shouldn't exist. THEY ARE ABOMINATIONS OF NATURE CREATED BY MONKEYS RANDOMLY HITTING TYPEWRITERS. ..No, wait, the monkeys would do better. Also, did it ever occur to you that the computer lab might be.. part of the school?

No?

I give up.

Why not make an article titled 'My body', and make a subsection that says 'Additions'? Or 'others'? Maybe it'd sound like this:

My nose.

It was around since I was born.

I use it to breathe.

Without my nose, I would die.

It is an addition to my body, and I like it.

Thank you for reading this.

I can't pinpoint everything thats wrong with this article... But I can, however, tell you that it will not win the Pulitzer prize. TL;DR: This article is filled with AIDS and failure. To fix this: REWRITE THE WHOLE THING. IT'S CRAP.

60.52.33.175 16:13, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

actually you have a point in that this article is filled with useless information, and that it needs some serious re-editing. But please do not blame the less experienced (such as myself) for not being very up to standard on editing. If we made a mistake, just correct it. And you said you're going to fix it. Then fix it, and let's see how good you are. And no, I did not edit this article. And please let's all try to be a little more civilized about the problems in this article rather than just ranting pointlessly about it. I didn't see YOU anywhere when some bold people were saving this thing from vandalism. Hey, compared to that, this article is a godsend. And by the way are you a student? Do not just rant on about it, you're all talk and no action. Be bold, in contribution, not in showing of your language.60.53.145.47 (talk) 14:17, 22 February 2008 (UTC)