Lyrics

• "The power pendulum swings by the umbilical cord."
• "Hope lies in the smoldering rubble of empires."
• "There's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated."
• "Who controls the past now controls the future; Who controls the present now controls the past; Who controls the past now controls the future; Who controls the present now?"
• "Agressivness is godliness; Combativness is holiness; Destructiveness is faithfullness; Deadliness is devoutness."
• "Politicians talk it up, about their love, for the USA's youth, but when it comes time to put up, their rhetoric falls back on every excuse."
• "Is anybody learning from the past?"
• "Drugs are neat, and you can buy 'em relatively cheap; and when you do 'em people think that you're cool!"
• "You can kill the protestor; You can't kill the protest; You can murder the rebel; You can't murder the rebellion."

Humour

Tell me you're not laughing at this right now.

• "I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?"
• "Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
• "There is no Hell. There is only France."
• "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
• "7 o' clock comes from the Latin phrase Seveneim meaning literally 'too early to be awake."
• "Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."
• "Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!"
• "I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book."
• "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
• "Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
• "According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog."
• "In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts."
• "Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy with a famous name, who doesn't know anything about running the government. Didn't hurt George Bush."
• "If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
• "A life lesson goes like this: 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that."
• "Being bisexual doubles your chance of a date on Saturday night.'
• "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

Introspective

• "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."
• "School is when you're taught a lesson and given a test on it. Life is where you are presented with a test and learn a lesson from it."
• " I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.'
• "A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
• "There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America."