Portal:Scotland/Selected quote/Week 29, 2007

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...I wish I was a duck on Alexandra Park pond. I could swim, and fly, and walk, and have three wives, and everything I wanted. But I'm a man. I have a mind, and three library tickets, and everything I want is impossible...
Lanark (book)
...Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad?
Strachan: I don't care, I'm Scottish.
Reporter: Gordon if you were English?
Strachan: I'd top myself.
...
Gordon Strachan