User:Schmackity

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special. - Stephen Hawking

No human thing is of serious importance. - Plato

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. - Groucho Marx

Drunk words are sober thoughts. - Angelo DiLisio

• ... that the Air Zoo in Kalamazoo, Michigan houses the only SR-71B Blackbird in existence?

• ...that Al Sobotka, who drives the Zamboni for Detroit Red Wings games, is the namesake of the team mascot Al the Octopus?

• ...that professional ice hockey player Bob Bailey was traded three separate times for Bill Dineen over a nine year period?

• ...that Herb Boxer was the first U.S.-born ice hockey player ever drafted by a National Hockey League team?

• ...that Ed Bruneteau was traded twice to the Detroit Red Wings within two years?

• ...that ice hockey player Mark Major attained 355 penalty minutes during the 1997-98 AHL season for the Portland Pirates, where he averaged 4.5 penalty minutes a game and still holds the club record?

• ...that three 500-goal scorers appeared on a single hockey team for the first time during the 2001–02 Detroit Red Wings season, helping the team to win their tenth Stanley Cup?