User:Scalene
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I am Scalene, a male Wikipedia editor from Australia, former criminal, celebrity, owner of a successful international corporation, and superhero who hides his secret identity as a mild-mannered CIA agent. Absolutely true.
What do I do for Wikipedia? That's a good question. Many people have asked me that, in fact.
Well, if Wikipedia was Oceania in Nineteen Eighty-Four, I'd be the Thought Police. Minitrue mark triangle doubleplusgoodthink. Miniluv make goodthink fullwise. Yup, I'm a crime-fighting Recent Changes Patroller. Beware, vandals!
[edit] My real life interests
- Literature (especially satire & humor)
- My Userboxes!
- Other stuff.
[edit] Major (series of) edits
[edit] Things to do
- Find my place in Wikipedia.
- Fight more vandals!
- Collect more userboxes.
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