User:Sarah chocoholic93

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so he or she should be doing that instead!
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CT This user ain't even bovvered.
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K.O. This user is Dyslexic!
Dyslexia Rules K.O.!!
☢ This user is an escaped genetic experiment.


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This user can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me.
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This Userbox doesn't exist, you're just crazy.
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TCWoE
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a war on everything.



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[edit] Picture of the Day

Picture of the day
Waldenburg, Baden-Württemberg, 1945

Infantrymen of the 255th Infantry Regiment move down a street in Waldenburg, Baden-Württemberg, Germany, searching for a fugitive after a recent raid by the 63rd Infantry Division in 1945.

Photo credit: 2d Lt. Jacob Harris, U.S. Army
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[edit] Intro

Today is

Hey Mol, you know what I reckon? I reckon you really know you've made it when you've got your own Wikipedia page. It's a good thing that it's so easy...

Sarah chocoholic93 is one of the most notorius wikipedia editors of the modern era. Bumface, youve been busted! She's also addicted to atenolol, using it to prepare herself for exams. (actually - says Sarah - it's prescribed and completely legitimate...) Her fast heart is merely because she has fallen in love, however sarah science is yet to notice due to her inabiility to deal with anything thats not facts and figures

[edit] Early life

Sarah is the eldest child of Katy and Andy. She was classified as a prodigy from an early age, possibly accredited to her tendency to always separate foods on her plate. She had a happy childhood, also spending an extended period of time in Thailand. Her life was incomplete, however, until she met Molly Daleos in year 8.

[edit] Secondary schooling

Sarah is currently in year 10 at a notorious western suburbs school. She is classified as a 'mass squid' doing year 11 maths. She is protected from bullies by being friends with the über cool Molly Daleos.

[edit] Friends

Sarah looks up to, idolizes and love the Mollinator. She is also friends with Bonnie the super-intelligent, and Megan the hyperactive. There are also many others who, luckily for them, are not as weird enough to be subject to mention.

[edit] Friends' User Pages

[edit] Interests

Sarah unfortunately loves mathematics. (bahaha). Cooler hobbies include soccer, in which she is known as Cõle, and wikipedia editing. She also plays a few too many musical instruments and subsequently has no social life.

[edit] Awards and accreditations

Sarah has won some unimportant science competition for her year group and state twice (yawn), and also was on the winning team for the Geologi Science competition. Her best achievement however, is that of the plinky plonky stinky winky wonky donkey, don't ask.

[edit] Future plans

Sarah enjoys editing and improving all Wikipedia pages, especially those including medicine (and cardiology...) She hopes to become a world famous doctor/surgeon (and is currently considering cardio-thoracic surgery specialisation...) This means that you will hopefully see her name on many medical articles (eg. Atenolol - haha, squid).

[edit] The whole referring to herself (or myself) in 3rd person thing

As you might have noticed, most of this article is written in 3rd person. This is not because I am weird (sort of). I think you can tell who [1] wrote it... (cause it wasn't me. Mostly)

[edit] Comments

Feel free to leave comments on my discussion page (click here [2] to add a comment).