Santa Fe High School (Florida)

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Santa Fe High School is a high school serving grades 9-12 in the Alachua-High Springs area in northwestern Alachua County, Florida.

The school, which serves grades 9 through 12, is a part of the Alachua County Public Schools. The school mascot is the raiders and the school colors are red, gray, and white.

Notable alumni include Chicago Bears running back Adrian N. Peterson, Jacksonville Jaguars middle linebacker Mike Peterson. The Santa Fe varsity football team won the Florida High School Athletic Association's Class 3A State Championship in 1991 and again in 1994. The Boys Football team has suffered a drought the past two years, only going 3-18 overall.

The Santa Fe boys soccer varsity team reached the 2008 Regional Quarterfinals.

Santa Fe High School is located in Alachua, Florida and serves two cities Alachua and High Springs. The Basketball team is known state wide and has won 5 consecutive district championships which is more than any other team in North Central Florida. They won regionals and districts this year (2008) but lost in the semi- finals in state.

The Volleyball team advanced to the elite 8 in 2005 and 2006. Bill Hershleb is the principal and the Athletic Director is Michelle Faulk.

Ms. Lederl(AKA The Woman) teaches geometry for the tenth, eleventh, and twelfth grade.

Santa Fe High School has a unique agriculture program that attracts many students across North Florida. Part of the unique program is witnessing live artificial insemination of cows. It's a very beautiful and delicate process that intrigues all of the school's populace. There are even occasional gatherings of the entire school to see this mystical process take place. It is, indeed, one of the school's most grand events. Witnesses of this event describe it as being surrounded in a healthy, healing mist.

Santa Fe High School recently has undergone parking lot renovation and no longer has room for its many locally praised cows. As a result, both High Springs and Alachua's milk prices have went up drastically.

Principle Bill Hershleb has offered his afterhour programs within the school known as "Raider Aids" to assist students in academia. He has recently changed Santa Fe's famed "Raider" mascot into a newly revised promotion toward becoming principle in 2001. The mascot is of a flacid white penis and set of black testicles.

After her English final today, Jenna Cuttingcum got into a car accident, resulting in her tragic demise. She went straight to Hell.