User:SamClayton

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This user is a native speaker of American English.
en This user is a native speaker of English.
es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
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location 3
This user lives in Texas.
This user's time zone is UTC-6.
This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.
Professional/H4x0ring 23
This user is a professional Web Developer.
This user is a code monkey.
PHP
This user is a PHP Coder.


C++ This user can program in C++.
re This user is a regular expression programmer.
sql This user uses SQL queries to locate car keys.
as This user knows ActionScript.
batch-1 This user is an occasional Batch programmer.
<html> This user can write HTML.
.css This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
js This user can program in JavaScript.
xslt This user is an XSL Transformations programmer.
XUL This user can code in XUL.
W3C This user believes in compliance with W3C standards.
LOL I CAN HAS LOL CODE!!1
Chat
This user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.
last
·fm
This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm.
This user uses WordPress.
LJ This user maintains a LiveJournal.
This user has more monitors than the Nebuchadnezzar.
This user steals their neighbor's wireless internet connection.
prog-4 This user is an expert programmer.
grammar ?
ə This user is a Grammar Nazi and wears a schwa sticker as proof.
to / too
/ two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
their / there / they’re This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language.
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
, This user fixes comma splices. They are annoying.
its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
"…" This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
; This user is addicted to semicolons; he or she uses them frequently.
“…!” For quotation marks, this user would rather use “American punctuation.”
…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
snuk This user says snuck.
.  The This user puts two spaces after a full stop.
A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
beliefs/prejudices 9
incr This editor is an incrementalist.
This user is opposed to online censorship.
This user is a skeptic.
X This user does not believe in the existence of human races, except as a social construct. X
God made this user an atheist. Do you question his wisdom?
This user knows that
Richard Dawkins is the
one and only God.
This user is interested in Unitarian Universalism.
This user is interested in
Mahayana Buddhism.
This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.
personal 3
This user is male.
This user is owned by one or more cats.
G This user's favourite colour is purple.
UBX1
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

Expect peace! Expect transcendence! Expect a mediocrity! Expect entirely too many userboxes and a complete dearth of content.

I use Wikipedia daily. I edit occasionally. I think the Alex Jones article and its talk page are hilarious.