User:SageInThyme82

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This user is a new wiki-gnome, though he has been using Wikipedia for years. He also feels rather silly writing about himself in third-person encyclopedic voice.

Miscellany

This user has a website, which can be found here. This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes. This user graduated from Northern Illinois University with a B.S. Math. This user graduated from UW-Milwaukee with an M.A. Linguistics. 2° This user has two academic degrees. 6×9=42 This user jokes in base 13. This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines. MST3K This user is a MSTie. This user is interested in ancient civilizations. This user is interested in his or her family history. This user is a certified scuba diver This user plays ultimate. This user plays with a full deck. Cluedo This user accuses Prof. Plum in the Conservatory with the Rope. D'NI This user plays the Myst series. This user settled Catan. This user understands biological evolution.

Music

perc-3 This user is an advanced percussionist. This user plays the marimba. This user enjoys Christian music. This user listens to comedy music. This user enjoys singing. [[Image:NonFreeImageRemoved.svg<|40px]] This user sings Bass & Tenor in his local Barbershop Chorus.

English Linguistics  

This user is interested in Linguistics. dsrt This user understands the Deseret alphabet, a phonetic alphabet for the English language. ə This user is a Grammar Nazi and wears a schwa sticker as proof. they This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. to¦go This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives. whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees. their / there / they’re This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling! Subj This user likes that the Subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it. “…”? This user thinks “British punctuation is best for quotation marks”. Do you? This user is part of the Theoretical Linguistics Project. 𐑞𐑦𐑕 𐑿𐑟𐑼 𐑦𐑟 𐑦𐑯𐑑𐑼𐑧𐑕𐑑𐑩𐑛 𐑦𐑯 ·𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑾𐑯. This user is interested in Shavian. LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation. amn't This user considers amn't a perfectly logical alternative to aren’t in the first person singular. …in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with. to / too / two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. less & fewer This user understands the difference between less & fewer. your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help. its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.