User:Ryan dude200
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[edit] Good Introduction
User:Scepia RuneScape Hi. I am a simple guy trying to live in the big old world. I am not 13 yet but I am very funny. I LOVE RUNESCAPE! It is one of my favorite games. If you wish to speak to me please add me in your friends list me as Ryan Dude200 If you are funny keep trying because you will make it your own. Talk to you later. Bye!
Do you like funny flash movies? If so you would love this flash video, [1]. This is a very funny video. If you like jokes here are a few jokes:
- Blonde joke: Three blondes were on a plane when it crashed on a distant island 20 miles from shore. There was a red head, a brunnet, and a blonde. The red head decided to swim to land. She swam 5 miles and drowned. The brunnet swam to land too. She swam 8 miles and drowned. The blonde tried also. She swam 19 miles got tired and swam back.
- Bob:Why did the turkey cross the road? Joe: Why? Bob: To prove he wasn't a chicken.
- There were two old drunks at a bar. The first one says, You know that if you jump out the 4th story window that the wind will catch you at the second story and lift you back into the 4th floor window. Then he showed the other guy and sure enough he floated back into the window. He did this 3 more times. Finally, the other drunk tries....falling....falling....SPLAT! He slammed the ground. Then the first drunk went back down stairs and the barteneder said, Man Superman you're mean when you're drunk!
- A Panda walks into a bar and the bartened asks what he wants. The Panda says I'll have a salad. After he fininshes the salad he shoots the guy next to him and leaves. The bartender says, You cant do that. The Panda ignored him and kept on walking. The bartender looked up Pandas and it said. Eats shoots and leaves.
- There are 3 men in a plane. An American men, Japanese man, and a Chinese man. They were about to crash into a cliff so they all jumped off. When they landed the American man said: "I think I broke my leg" The Japanese man said: "I think I broke my arm" The Chinese man said: "Ching chong, ching chong I think I broke my ding dong!!
- The Prime Minister of England, Ben Laden, and George W. Bush found a lamp and then rubbed it and a Jenie came out. The Jenie said: "Thank you for releasing me from this lamp. I shall now grant each one of you 1 wish. Then I will return you back home." The Prime Minister wished that England was the most prosperous country in the world. Then he got his wish and poofed back to England. Ben Laden wished that the Taliban had a strong fortress made out of cemment, nothing can go in and nothing can come out. He got his wish and poofed to his fortress. George W. Bush said: "Nothing can come in or come out right?" Then the Jenie said: "Exactly!" Then Bush wished that it was filled with water and sharks!
- One of the congressmen asked: "Mr. President North Korea has nukes and is probably going to do something dangerous with them. What are you going to do?" George W. Bush says: "Attack Iran!" Then another one asks: "What about global warming?" Then he says: "Take over the sun!"
Those jokes are pretty funny huh? If you have any jokes email them to me at ryantalker@yahoo.com I love recieving jokes and would like to hear yours.
[edit] My Movies
These are some of my favorite videos and you will love them. Sorry that they are in external links but that is the only way for you to see them so.....here they are:
That wasn't a whole lot of videos but surprisingly there are more!
[edit] My Crazy Frog
These are a ton of Crazy Frog Videos. I can make a lot of the sounds that he makes! If you think that this wont make you laugh; go to funnyjunk.com and take the insanity test on the left side of the screen. Now back to the movies here they are,
This one is the best I hope that you like I sure did. I mean the last one if you can't figure that little bit out. That is all the movies for now bye.
This is the very sad ending to Crazy Frog so.... I'll let you watch it here you......go......
[edit] My Friends and I
One of my best friends is Deathordoom0 or just Paul Smith. He also has his own webite. If you wish to visit his funny website you may go to,[11] it is a good website that he made by himself. He is not too experienced in HTML, but he's pretty good (way better than I am, but I cream him when it comes to Wikipedia!) We are in advanced learning classes which is where we learn advanced things that you will never learn......until you get to 8th grade. That's because we are in 6th grade probe.
Another one of my best friends is Adioman51 or just Ian. He is not very good in Runescape, and no he doesn't have his own website but he is in advanced classes too. He is pretty cool, but sometimes he can get annoying.
User:Xiaoxiaoman9 is one of the three of my best friends. He can write great stories and he is almost as funny as me. But wait you don't even know my name. Ahh well you will learn it in the paragraph after the next one.
Another one of my friends is Zac. He plays Runescape but not a whole lot. He is not a noob but a newb. His favorite subject is Naruto. He has a game and he loves it. Sometimes he will play Naruto 24/7 (really he only plays it 14/7(14 hours a day 7 days a week). He knows a few jokes that are funny. Thank you for reading.
I am super great and my name is Ryan. I help Paul with website ideas sometimes. See, I only have this page to save money from paying for a website. Ahhhh I am smart you see. You are smart too because you are reading this and you know to sign up for wikipedia and create your own user page.
My friends and I sometimes do stupid things like stay up all night and not go to sleep...then the next day sleep all day. My friends and I are cool so don't think we are dum. I finally got a contents! YES!!!!!!!!!!
[edit] Xiao's Mistake By: Ryan
Hi, this is Xiaoxiaoman9. This is a funny story Ryan made about me. Here it goes....
As Xiao was sitting at lunch Ryan told him that Ackiejay Inneganfay was 6th grade president. Xiao blurted out, "How can she run the entire 6th grade when she can't even control her own life?!" Then all of the sudden Xiao was on top of a parking deck and surrounded by Ackiejay's evil minions. Then all of the sudden Jason and his Mighty Chainsaw of Justice came to Xiaos aid to fend off the minions. Then Scarface fell from the sky and said, "Say hello to my little friend!" As he said that Godzilla appeared in front of the parking deck and started to wack the minions with the others. So now we have Jason, Scarface, and Godzilla who have come to Xiao's aid. Then out of nowhere some aliens blew North America and Asia of the face of the planet. North America flew off the planet and hit Mars. Mars flew into the Big Red Spot on Jupiter. The spot flung it towards Saturn. Saturn's rings cut Mars in half and half hit Uranus. Uranus hit Neptune and Neptune broke Pluto into a million tiny pieces. As North America did that Asia flew into Venus. Then it popped out the other side and flew into Mercury. Mercury flew into the Sun and the Sun couldn't take all that mass and blew up causing the rest of the planets to blow up. Just like a chain reaction all the other stars blew up causing the end of the Universe. Xiao was floating having a scary flashback....
As Xiao was sitting at lunch Ryan told him that Ackiejay Inneganfay was 6th grade president. Xiao blurted out, "How can she run the entire 6th grade when she can't even control her own life?!"
....then it ended and the Big Bang happened all over again.
Years later a person named Oaix said....
[edit] My Favorite Band
My dad has a good taste in songs. I like to sing some of my favorite songs with him. He is not as bad. He took me to a concert before. It was a Counting Crows conceret. You may not know who this is but they are a good band. I know all their songs listed except 5. That is really good. My dad, Joe, loves this band his favorite song is Sullivan Street. It is not listed so it shows you how much we like it. I have all their songs downloaded onto my I-Pod except maybe 2 or 3. They are pretty old but who cares they are still cool. All you readers, I don't care who you are they are still cool and if you say anything I will tell them. I have a secret contact with them that is cool. So...don't say anything. I also like Goo Goo Dolls. My favorite song that they sing is Iris (song). I can't remember excatly how it goes but it is a very cool song. They are cool but they are not as good as Counting Crows.
[edit] Jib Jab
These are some things that are funny. They are jib-jab movies but they are hilarious. Here they are, but you have to watch them because they are very funny,
[edit] Fun Teasers
I love teasers. They tease me because most of the time I can't get them right. Well now I can stump you so Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here they are,
- A person jumped off a 50 story building. The fall didn't kill them. How is this possible?
A: the fall didn't kill her the impact did.
Here's another one:
- Q: You are stuck in a room with no doors, windows, or anything. All it has inside is a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
- A: You look in the mirror, see what you saw, pick up the saw, saw the table in half, two halves make a hole, then you climb out the hole.
[edit] That's all for now!
Well, now you learned some odd things. You have seen, heard, looked, and read VERY odd things. If you have read all this then you learned about me and my friends. So, you have also learned about ME, MYSELF, and I. So...I will give you the 411 as things go on. This is Ryan Dude200 signing out.
