User:Russ Frank

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Russell Frank is so awesome, he could not possibly get any awesomer.

If you were to count up all of the awesome in the world, Russell Frank would be 100% awesomer then all of it.

When Russell wears his black coat, he is 10% more awesome. This totals to 110,000 awesome.

Russell's brother is almost as awesome as he his. Billy is 99,999 awesome.

People explode because Russell is so awesome.

Russell can burn people just by looking at them.

Russell is smarter then you.

If you have five dollars, and Russell has five dollars, Russell is more awesome then you.

1 + 1 is not 2. 1 + 1 = Russell.

Every day, Russell's awesomeness is multiplied by the speed of light.

To find Russell's awesomness, divide infinity by one.

If you think you are more awesome then Russell, you are 100 percent less awesome then Russell.

Scientists use Absolute zero to express the point where a lower temperature cannot be reached. To express the point where no more awesomness can be achieved, people use Absolute Russell.