User:Rursus/Sandbox

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Contents 1 Observing Images:Religious syms 2 Sandbox 3 Test'o'Unit templates 4 List'o'Templates 4.1 Cleanup 5 JKHJKHK 6 Zsarglutio 7 #if? 8 Merge 9 See also 10 Shouldexistables 11 SKP nav 12 Constel nav 13 Rursus'es wisdoms 13.1 Birds 13.2 Green Blood 13.3 LGAT is brain washing 13.4 The Most Stupid Human of All Time 13.5 Worlds History in a Nutshell 13.6 Newspaper 14 Spleert personality trait 14.1 Procedure for spleerting yourself 14.2 Categories 15 Dichromat adapted colors 16 Dictionary of Wikijargon?? 17 References 18 References 19 Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr!!! 20 Word of wisdom

[edit] Observing Images:Religious syms

1. Image:Religious syms.png - ole
2. Image:Religious syms.svg - nu

The caches of upload.wikimedia.org are slow, so unchanged pages are still linking to .png.

[edit] Sandbox

My very own sandbox!!

{{User:Rursus/Status}}

[edit] Test'o'Unit templates

Move this stuff to User:Rursus/Templates

Template:NM to km
	{{NM to km|100}}	→	100 NM (185.2 km)
	{{NM to km|100|abbr=no}}	→	100 nautical miles (185.2 kilometers)
	{{NM to km|100|precision=3}}	→	100 NM (185.2 km)
	{{NM to km|100|wiki=yes}}	→	100 NM (185.2 km)
	{{NM to km|100|abbr=no|wiki=yes}}	→	100 nautical miles (185.2 kilometers)
	{{NM to km|100|abbr=no|spell=Commonwealth}}	→	100 nautical miles (185.2 kilometres)
	{{NM to km|100|wiki=yes|abbr=no|spell=Commonwealth}}	→	100 nautical miles (185.2 kilometres)
Template:km to NM
	{{km to NM|100}}	→	100 km (54 NM)
	{{km to NM|100|abbr=no}}	→	100 kilometers (54 nautical miles)
	{{km to NM|100|precision=3}}	→	100 km (53.996 NM)
	{{km to NM|100|wiki=yes}}	→	100 km (54 NM)
	{{km to NM|100|abbr=no|wiki=yes}}	→	100 kilometers (54 nautical miles)
	{{km to NM|100|abbr=no|spell=Commonwealth}}	→	100 kilometres (54 nautical miles)
	{{km to NM|100|wiki=yes|abbr=no|spell=Commonwealth}}	→	100 kilometres (54 nautical miles)
Template:ly to pc
	{{ly to pc|100}}	→	Template:Ly to pc
	{{ly to pc|100|abbr=no}}	→	Template:Ly to pc
	{{ly to pc|100|precision=3}}	→	Template:Ly to pc
	{{ly to pc|100|wiki=yes}}	→	Template:Ly to pc
	{{ly to pc|100|abbr=no|wiki=yes}}	→	Template:Ly to pc
	{{ly to pc|100|abbr=no|spell=Commonwealth}}	→	Template:Ly to pc

[edit] List'o'Templates

Here!!!.

[edit] Cleanup

{{Cleanup|December 2006}} - OK, it worked, now I'm removing it in order to not spam the category cleanup!

[edit] JKHJKHK

[edit] Zsarglutio

Sasdiop aopei io aopeif mwqer ^[1] Dhefjag szahde iowey hojsadgo jther qaw erhga ^[2]

[edit] #if?

OK, they boasted about being able to make an if clause without an if clause - but I found it incredibly hard to see through. Now: at last I got it...

{{User:Rursus/select|true|snuff|cigarr}} snuff - User:Rursus/select User:Rursus/true

{{User:Rursus/select|false|snuff|cigarr}} cigarr - User:Rursus/select User:Rursus/false

[edit] Merge

It has been suggested that this page or section be merged with User:fljalppp. (Discuss)

[edit] See also

1. ^ http://www.akka.org/
2. ^ Flaakput

[edit] Shouldexistables

List of shouldexistables:

• taxo-tag, s.a.f.ex.:

{{taxo|
   --o-- Wumpus
     |--+-- Space monsters
     |  `--+-- Outer gods
     |     `-- Minions
     `--o-- Cthulhuids
        `-+-- Star Spawn
          `--+-- Martians
             |-- Green Men
             |-- Asgard/Roswell Gray
             `--o-- Earthlings
                |-- Viruses
                |-- Bacteriæ/Archæa
                |-- Joe Bob Dobbs
                `-- Eukaryota
}}

There exists a taxotree template already, but when I saw the code I almost got a panic attack (figuratively).

[edit] SKP nav

{{User:Rursus/SKP nav}}

User:Rursus/SKP nav

[edit] Constel nav

{{User:Rursus/And nav}}

Cassiopeia Andromeda Perseus Pegasus Pisces

[edit] Rursus'es wisdoms

[edit] Birds

{{neutrality}}

Birds are evil. They're screaming threats and obscene proposals, and they're doing it so we won't understand anything. I remember my dad being hacked in his head by terns, when I was 5 years. Despite that, he disregard me explaining the birds to be evil, so the hacking didn't make any good. I believe all birds are trying to compensate their loss of world dominance 65 Ma ago, by behaving sneakily and aggressively. Do never trust a bird!

[edit] Green Blood

Aliens from outer space all have green blood. I've seen it on TV.

[edit] LGAT is brain washing

LGAT is using group pressure to impose lies and philosophical mind-control elements on otherwise critically thinking humans. LGAT is evil in it's basal essence, it's heresy and psychological misconduct. (Lack-of-terminology warning:) On the Nous it imposes drop formation, because of anti-Goldeninan attitudes causing friction to Nous, stimulating isolation and sectification. (Parable warning:) It might seem effective to walk in a quagmire, but when you do it, you'll sink. Instead swim!

[edit] The Most Stupid Human of All Time

Is of course Thronko the forgotten Prophet, vindicating the philosophy that you cannot free your poor soul from this Rotten Universe, unless you commit suicide – but before that assures that nobody remembers you. He did so by exterminating his entire people, nobody remembers its name, or where it lived. He achieved this astounding feat by finding a green plague contaminated rat and let it run around among his villager fellows ...

This fantastic story is actually quite true, or almost true, as philosophers use to say – at least the objects, Thronko, the rat and the villagers existed, but maybe they didn't do exactly that, in exactly that order, and maybe the name of Thronko, was a little different from what we now know, but approximately a rat and a prophet (or similar) and villagers did something in some order, resulting in a disease (maybe not exactly the green plague, and maybe not the plague). So it's approximatelly true.

[edit] Worlds History in a Nutshell

year 0:	GOD created Universe by cooking a nice quark soup in his best cauldron.
year 13,700,000,000:	somebody created User:Rursus by an unmentionable technique.

[edit] Newspaper

Search for: The Weirdness – the Squintest Eye on the Looniest Fool Planet.

[edit] Spleert personality trait

(this crap gotten from a separate "article":)

Measure yourself by computing your spleert personality trait.

You know about IQ, Meyer-Briggs personality trait, astrological signs and other phantastiqual labels attached to yourself, that is intended to categorize you and put you in a classification box to compare with other peoples, and determine whether you're a demigod or a human platyhelminth. Now all those labels are superseeded by the ultimate label system, the spleert personality trait.

Measurement factors:

1. pizza vs. hamburgers
2. dogs vs. cats
3. yellow vs. violet
4. spinach vs. turnips
5. apes vs. bananas
6. water vs. wood
7. running vs. sleeping
8. circles vs. triangles
9. helium vs. nitrogen oxide (party gasses!!)
10. pen vs. pencil
11. sun vs. moon
12. plague vs. cholera
13. europium vs. gadolinium
14. hitler (psychopathy) vs. stalin (schitzophrenia)
15. cow vs. horse
16. cheese vs. caviar
17. ketchup vs. mustard
18. ozelot vs. oyster

[edit] Procedure for spleerting yourself

{{stub-section}}

(Something with yelling: Hollaa! Hollaa!)

[edit] Categories

Personality types:

type	coleur	demigod- ness	holy numbers	pet evertebrate	totem root fruit	holy word
The Pot	heaven blue	low	5, 12, 337	flea	sweet-potato/camote	shmaakme
The Box	maroon	just fine	1, 97, 124	cockroach	beet-root	plert-gluu
The Jar	yellow	so-so	7, 33, 199	fluke	potato	pykbobb
The Vase	green	total	4, 44, 444	earthworm	swede/rotabaga	prashteezk
The Chest	marine	pathetic	3, 17, 666	nematode	onion	mrurck
The Tin	dusk	so-so	2, 81, 321	flatworm	radish	pnyojidl
The Can	white	very good	0, 00, 000	scorpion	parsnip	flaaaaap
The Coffer	brown	low	9, 11, 919	spider	turnip	shwogghoot
The Locker	orange	fair	6, 45, 583	arrow worm	carrot	fsesnsl
The Coffin	black	infinitesimal	8, 37, 153	snail	garlic	graggah

[edit] Dichromat adapted colors

num	so called color name	true color name	brightened version	0xRGB	R	G	B	0xRGB	R	G	B
1	so called black	schwarttzz	truly black	#000000	0	0	0	#000000	0	0	0
2	so called orange	schmuttzz	truly orange	#E69f00	230	159	0	#FFB200	255	179	0
3	so called sky blue	meep	truly sky blue	#56B4E9	86	180	233	#60CAFF	97	202	255
4	so called bluish green	okeanos	truly bluish green	#009E73	0	158	115	#00B181	0	177	129
5	so called yellow	gaellp	truly yellow	#F0E442	240	228	66	#FFFF4A	255	255	74
6	so called blue	eyeserhn blhau	truly blue	#0072B2	0	114	178	#007FC7	0	128	200
7	so called vermillion	russt	rust brown	#D55E00	213	94	0	#EF6900	239	106	0
8	so called reddish purple	schmeckfleck	rose	#CC79A7	204	121	167	#E587BB	229	136	188

See Set of colors that is unambiguous both to colorblinds and non-colorblinds!

[edit] Dictionary of Wikijargon??

• OR - original research
• trivia - short unintegrated facts not (yet) assessed for "importance" (other term for this exist)
• uncle George's (?) bathroom reading - something that editor X doesn't think important
• NPOV - neutral point of view, POV is internet jargon,
• WP - wikipedia site (wiki supported by WMF),
• IMO - in my opinion,
• IMHO - in my humble opinion (expressing some doubt, or some reservation against possible interpretation errors in a heated debate),
• creatures:
  • vandal - a person who destroys and perverts WP content,
  • troll - a badly behaving person not intended on creating anything true and reliable on WP,
  • semitroll (proposed) - a good person that sometimes behaves bad (like me) by frustration,
  • ogre (proposed) - a seemingly good bureaucrat, that by following a personal interpretation of the policies, inhibits the fact development of Wikipedia,
• link - a web link from here to there
  • interlink (prop) - from WP to same WP
  • translink (prop) - from WP to other WP
  • bouncelink (prop) - from one WP article to same article by the means of redirect (an error),
  • vague link (prop), see below,
  • bad link (prop), see below,
• redirect - an automagic link that moves reader from an article of request, to the article that the user indended (hopefully)
  • bad redirect (prop) - a redirect that leads to an article the reader didn't intend to reach,
  • good redirect - a redirect to intended page,
  • debadding (prop) - fixing a bad redirect/link to a good one,
  • vague link/redirect (prop) - a link/redirect that leads to a disambig page, when it intends a specific article,
  • devaguing (prop) - changing a vague link/redirect to the intended page,
• relink - the act of changing a link to point to another place,
• reredirect (prop ??) - the act of changing a redirect to redirect to another page,
• sandbox - experimental area
• template - an editor text that is substituted with another much more elaborate text when the wikipedia servers display the text.

[edit] References

[edit] References

[edit] Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr!!!

• Human Potential Movement
• Neuro-linguistic programming

[edit] Word of wisdom

“

big doubleblipps will draw attention from what is written

”