Roz and the Schnoz (Frasier)
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| “Roz and the Schnoz” | |||||||
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| Episode no. | Season 5 Episode 21 |
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| Written by | Rob Greenberg | ||||||
| Directed by | David Lee | ||||||
| Guest stars | Sela Ward (Kelly Easterbrook) Lisa Coles (Joanna) |
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| Production no. | 40571-012 | ||||||
| Original airdate | 5th May 1998 | ||||||
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| List of Frasier episodes (Season 5) | |||||||
Contents |
[edit] Main cast and characters
Kelsey Grammer – Dr. Frasier Crane
David Hyde Pierce – Dr. Niles Crane
John Mahoney – Martin Crane
Jane Leeves – Daphne Moon
Peri Gilpin – Roz Doyle
[edit] Guest Cast
Paula Garrett - Jordan Baker
Steve Garrett - Keven Kilner
Waitress - Amy Landers
[edit] Plot outline
Roz is having her apartment fumigated, so Frasier offers to put her up as Martin is off to San Francisco for the weekend with Duke. She arrives just as Martin is leaving, and tells Frasier that she has had her calls forwarded to his number. One of the messages left is from the Garrets, the parents of the father of Roz's baby, who want to get in touch and see how she is. Roz is somewhat alarmed by this and wonders what they want, but Frasier thinks it would be a good idea to meet them, and so invites them over that weekend. Once they arrive, both Frasier and Roz find it hard to ignore the fact that both Steve and Paula Garrett have huge noses. Roz struggles to keep a straight face, as do Niles and Daphne. Martin too gets a shock when he meets them for the first time after he and Duke cut their San Francisco trip short after finding all their old haunts gone and after attending what they think is a rally, they think they may now be married! Roz thanks Frasier for getting her to meet with Rick's parents, and he points out that Rick didn't have a big nose - however, the Garretts give Roz a picture of Rick before his nose job....! Also, Frasier gives Daphne a pair of earrings from the drugstore which she mistakes for real sapphires in honor of her 5 year anniversary of working for Frasier. [1]
[edit] Episode Title Cards
- Where's A Grindstone When You Need One?
[edit] Memorable quotes
- Niles reads out a story from the paper about a brother helping his other brother by giving him one of his lungs:
Frasier: What do you want?
Niles: I need you to come to a dog show with me.
Frasier: I would rather give you a lung (!)
- Frasier shows Martin the earrings he has bought for Daphne from the drugstore:
Martin: What are they - sapphires?
Frasier: Oh yes Dad - I always buy precious stones at the same counter I pick up corn pads and Wart Be-Gone!
- Martin is excited about his trip to San Francisco with Duke to retrace their steps from their shore leave there in 1952:
Martin: Back then, there was no place like Frisco for a single guy cruising the streets looking for a good time
Frasier: You know Dad, I think you'll find Frisco hasn't changed all that much (!!)
- Niles mentions that he is going to the Seattle Kennel Club's annual event:
Paula Garrett: Steve and I just love dogs - we have 2 giant Schanuzers!
Niles struggles to keep a straight face!
- Roz, Martin and Daphne are in the kitchen:
Steve Garrett [calling from living room]: Mmm, what's that I smell:
Martin: Probably Japan!!
- Niles finds Daphne's missing earring:
Daphne: Dr Crane, I could kiss you
Niles: Okay!
