User:Roselas
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[edit] Book One
[edit] On Earth
Ok my mom is making me do this so hi. She want's me to "type" but I mean this is the stupidist thing I have ever heard of! I mean only a geek would read or type this... wait a second... I'M TYPING AND READING THIS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[edit] Two Hours Later After Recovery
Ok well i'm finally out of recovery thank god! I have great friends and really good grades so... wait a second... I'M TYPING AND READING THIS... AGAIN!!!! THIS MUST MEAN I'M A DOUBLE GEEK!!!! OH NO (faints)!!!!!
[edit] Two More Hours Later After Second Recovery
Ok now I promise i'm not typing this, my big sis is. But i'm telling her what to type... wait a second... MY BIG SIS IS TYPING AND READING THIS!!! NOW SHE'S A DORK TOO(pushes sister off of chair and starts typing)!!!! Phew glad that's over with! Now I can get back to... wait a second... I'M TYPING AND READING AGAIN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(faints again)!!!!
[edit] Two More Hours Later After Third Recovery
Ok now we are using my dog to do this "typing thing". Don't ask how my dog learned how to do this but... wait a second... MY POOR CUTE LITTLE DOGGIE IS GOING TO BE A DORK DOG!!!!! NOOOO(pushes dog off chair and starts typing about childhood)!!!!! Did you know that when I was four years old a stranger came up to me and told me someday you will be very weird and will think you are a dork even though you aren't and you will die because of it? I yelled in his face and told him, "YOU STUPID MUD-HEAD I COULD NEVER BE A DORK!"... wait a second... THE GUY WAS RIGHT I DID THINK I'M A DORK BUT IT'S TRUE! I AM A DORK!!! NOOOOOO(faints and never wakes up agian)!!!
[edit] At Funeral
No one showed up for his funeral. He was the most annoying person anyone could meet. If you ever meet a person like that don't ever talk to him or else you will be "dorkified".
[edit] The End
There shall be a second one soon... called In Hevean...
[edit] Second Book
[edit] In Heavean
As I stepped into the puffy white clouds I saw the most beautiful, gorgeous, prettiest, computer in the universe!!! I ran up to it, hugged it, then started typing this... wait a minute... didn't this kill me...... nah... Oh well! WAIT IT DID(starts running and screaming)! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I DON'T WANT TO...(faints)!
[edit] After Waking Up From Hitting Head on Computer
I shall... ooh I used a fancy word... never take my hands of this computer for etirnity! Then a person came up and took MY beautiful, gorgeous, prettiest, computer in the universe!!! away from me!!!! I mean really I thought this was heavean(later he would find out it was still earth) wait a second I dont see angels or stuff like that! Look! There's my house! I ran over to my house and saw no one was home, it then started to pour and I was all alone at my doorstep... wait a second... OH NO(faints)!!!!
[edit] I Meet Miranda (I don't faint in this Yay!)
"WHO ARE YOU!??" I scream. "I'm Miranda," Miranda says. "Who are you?" "I'm a guy, named Joe," I reply. "Do you want me to help you find your family? They think you're dead and I don't think they want you to be!" Miranda says to me. "I DON'T NEED HELP FROM A GIRL!" I scream as I walk out into the street and get ran over by a cat. "OK MAYBE I DO!" I scream again.
[edit] Finding Family With Miranda
Ok maybe you think finding your family was easy, because their your own flesh and blood, but believe me I WENT ON A RAMPAGE! "I hate girls just so you know!" I scream in Miranda's face. "Well boys aren't that great either! I mean all you do is go on the computer all day!" Miranda screams back in my face. I was impressed by a girl. I mean she had gut to scream in my face, but I went on my rampage anyways. "GIRLS CAN'T DO ANYTHING! THERE SO DUMB AND I DON'T LIKE THEM! I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP SO JUST GO I BANISH YOU AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN!" I scream so loud that almost anyone in the world can hear me. Then I walk into the street and get ran over by a cat and faint.
[edit] Miranda Rushes Me To The Hospital Where Everyone Thinks I'm Dead All Because Of A Cat
My whole family gathers around me and sees me "die". I say I love you to everyone (incept for MIranda). I said "I STILL DON'T LIKE YOU! OR NEED YOU! EVER!" then I "die". When I wake up I see the most beautiful, gorgeous, prettiest, computer in the universe!!!! I ran up to it and hugged it again then I kissed it also this time (everyone was looking at me like I was a freak). I ran the computer to a dark alley and went onto ToonTown. My name is Mr.Zongobon. I know I know it's a weird name but anyways. However after about a day no stop on the computer I yell... wait a minute.... I'M GOING TO DIE EVEN THOUGH I'M ALREADY IN HEAVEAN! "Your not in heavean you're on Earth!" OK THEN I'M ON EARTH AND I'M REALLY GOING TO DIE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO... and i faint again.
