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[edit] Robert John Rishar III
From the heart of the deepest rainforest in the amazon basin, to the highest peak of the most dangerous mountain, Robert John Rishar the 3rd has conquered all existence. Nothing stood in his way when on an icy day in 1932 he walked from his mother's womb carrying a fanny-pack and flashlight, and, without making a sound, walked 352 miles to a largely unexplored cave on the northern border of pennsylvania where he discovered a thought to be extinct bat called a "Whatchamacallit" at the ripe age of 3 hours old, making him an instantly famous baby. For the next three months he worked closely with russian scientists developing a way to make those little umbrellas for drinks larger. When the breakthrough discovery was finally made, (A reverse shrink-ray), Rishar recieved the Noble prize for excellence in umbrella technology. Following this incredible invention Rob went on a year long journey to the moon and back with his best friend and working partner, Merv the Money-hungry Monkey. Unfortunately, during the course of this trip food supplies ran low and Rishar was forced to eat Merv alive, emotionally damaging him for life and causing a reaction in which Rob became half monkey, where his nick-name originated, "Monkey-Man". In a strange series of events, rob was hunted down for both his mind and his precious Monkey-Man fur, both which were sold on E-bay for over $12.
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