User:Robert Ashkenes

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[edit] Description

I am Robert Ashkenes, I enjoy Video Games and Music such as, S K Krow, Korn, and assorted Techno. I play Airsoft and have a replica of a Beretta. oh yea. and I am a resident of City not being said, Virgina, USA. I resemble a ostrich, but before I shipped off to bootcmp I looked like a 32 year old dyke. Which is better is not for me to judge. I am also an avid neck cracker, I manage to fit in atleast one every 4-5 minutes!

[edit] Money Rocks

[edit] Yes it does

[edit] Holy crap its awesome

[edit] Xbox

I own an Xbox it is teh awesome. Soon to come out Xbox 360 will be better.

Robbie you are to broke to buy that ever.(Grayson)

[edit] Programming

I can program in C, C++, C Sharp, Java, JavaScript, VBScript, HTML, Visual Basic, All other forms of basic. I am only fluent in Visual Basic and Java. I can barely program a Cisco router or switch, I have to ask Jay for help.

[edit] Anime and Manga

I read Manga. Battle Royale Is one of my favorites.

[edit] Zombies

Zombies Rock. You know why? Because they do. You know what else. there possible. so many ways to make zombies. [[Rabies]] + [[GeneticResearch]] = [[Zombies]] [[Rabies]] + [[Ebola]] = [[Zombies]] Many more forms but thats all for now. Ozort Zombie Squad OZORT ZOMBIE SQUAD

Now be off. your smelly porkloaf head reminds me of a spork and a fork that lurk in the murk. Mwuhahahahah. I enjoy looking at your question marks. HOLY DISGRUNTELED MONKEYS BATMAN!!

[edit] Demonic Possession

While attending MCT I managed to possess an individual with a demon named James. This was done through hypnotization and a severely troubled individual. James attempted to take my life on several occasions during the possession but I rule all demons of this world! I am also a regional expert on demons in San Bernadino County.