User talk:Ringofpants
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The Ring of Pants is a growing forum created by a refugee(banned user) from the Kingdom of Loathing Kingdom of Loathing's Ring of Flame subforum. Many other refugees, and people who like said refugees, have now taken roost there.
The Triumvirate
The original founders of the RoP, this band of refugees from KoL pretty much rub each other's cocks while engaging in various forms of substance abuse.
Philanthropist: AKA Pants, the forum's creator, recently discovered inventing 32 new and unique ways to use Ketamine and Thalidomide, together, in a recreational capacity for the lulz. Occasionally, this fearless leader of miscreants has been known to blow a cabbie or two for drug-money.
Mandolin: AKA Mandostalin, a co-administrator. A real fag...might even be a nigger-jew too. Rumor also has it he plays a cello or some other fancy fagboy contraption
Promethey: Not happy with the whole angry titan, rock, chain and liver-picking eagle gimmick, Prommie spends a great portion of his time drunk. No, really, blind-ass drunk. He's also been known to invoke a few salty tears and otherwise make an ass out of himself. Prommie does his best moderating when he's in his natural state of 'fucked-up' and has made more quitters than AA
Sub-Admin and Moderators
These are the poor tools conscripted to work on the Triumvirate's behalf since either of the three are online, reliable or remember what the fuck it was they're doing in the first place. No, they dont get paid...but they get Karma! No, wait.
Tracy: Resident lesbian of the RoP, well liked by all. Ever since Cynn's WoW addiction became full manifest, Tracy has clearly supplanted herself as queen of the witty one-liners. Also worthy of note, Tracy is probably the hottest rug-munching IRL bulldyke you'll see outside a chub-rubbing porno flick
Nate: Resident furry and gambling addict. Nate's recent furrycock surgical augmentation is only surpassed by his ePeen when it come to the phunneh. Noted author of 'Peterson's Filed Guide' (which needs to be fucking UPDATED, you tool!
Sonic: Once accused of having a snatch that looked like an 'Arby's Cheddar & Roastbeef Sandwich Turned on its Side', Sonic is the RoP's resident rodent killer and lethal femme fatale when it comes to one-liners and retorts with teeth. Noted for being one of the louder voices against the constant spamming and blatant antics of Deadpool and Aidzy "finger-fucking one another on the boards"
MG: Regular, unfunny poster who was recently brought on as an administrator when Prommie apparently lost a bet to Pants. The result of this loss was either 'suck a cock' or 'admin MG'...guess who got Admin'd? To this day, the only lolz MG has brought to the forum was when he drunkenly chatted up a cleverly-disguised Bloo Macks and Pay-Pal'd him $5 for titpixontehinnernets
Cynn: See WoW Addiction and Photoshop
RudeDog: Administrator of the Astro Empires Tardpile, his sole purpose for being Admin'd was to manage the circle-jerking, role-playing Eurotards and idiots who comprise the On-Line Game-playing element of the RoP userbase. RD's run-on sentences and jumbled stream of consciousness rants reach escape velocity when interspersed with his BLINDING dyslexia, making almost 90% of his posts unreadable and flatly incoherent.
REGULAR POSTERS OF NOTE
Lucifer: The only poster interested in the opposite sex that's been dumped by a fatass, donut-munching squirter. Luci's tales of fucked up relationships and three ex-wives he turned lesbian are a constant form of amusement for the throwaway posters in the RoP
Blue Max: Hands down the most untrollable, recently-turned 'respectable poster' on the RoP. Recent fame includes lampooning the Virginia Tech 9 Drama Llama Ding Dong and trolling literally every regular poster on the boards. Quite possibly the only posting member who's been permabanned no less than 10 times. Other famed moments include his mysterious involvement in the failed 7Chan raids and getting his talking points from Peip (see Most-Loathed RoP posters)
Deadpool: Known ricing enthusiast and felon, DP spends the better part of his day working out, sparring UFC-style and writing REALLY bad poetry to coked-out strippers but ONLY if he has time between seeking "advise from the laddees" on relationships. Don't let the 6'3 lactating Neanderthal fool you tho, he's capable of the occasional witty comeback that can bring the serious lolz....Key word being 'occasional'. Oh yeah, and he occasionally posts a pr0n link or two that actually work, making him THE MOST COLLEST OMG POSTAR AT ROP!!!1
AntiAntiAntiChrist: Also known as 'Antipasto' by resident unfunny douchecan-turned-admin MG, AAC has been known to advocate for the over throw of the "Despot of Taiwan" for oppressing the workers and not allowing labor unions. This despite the fact that Taiwan is a democracy and has numerous labor unions. AAC has recently returned from an educational sojourn working as a caddy at the local country club, ironically toting the 'heavy irons' of the very rich, bourgeois pigs he detests so much. He also served as the "Piss Boy" for societal garden parties at the country club.
TAB: Also known as TBA. The only motherfucker i've EVER known with a Master's Degree who cant form a cogent sentence without absolutely butchering what you and i know as the English Language. Fuck! Even the Eurotards can put a thought together more clearly than this unfunny social retard. Spellchecker is THAT way, fuktard! But he has been known to post the phunneh BREAK.COM videoz from tiem too timee
MOST LOATHED POSTERS AT RoP
The following is a list of those posters who contribute absolutely NOTHING of value to the RoP yet persist in posting there despite being told repeatedly "JUST STFU!" and "JFC STOP POSTING!!" by pretty much anyone with a keyboard. I'm unsure whether to praise these stalwarts of stupidity or to join the fray and call for their immediate expulsion from the innernets. You can decide, but when you want to wash out your eyes with paint thinner after reading one of their posts, dont say you werent warned.
NM87: Seriously, JUST STOP POSTING
Slam64: Self-appointed arch-nemesis to NM87's special brand of suck, Slammy (as he's affectionately known by every poor SOB who rolls their eyes after reading his not-so-witty repertoire) has done more than his fair share of shitting up pretty much any thread he touches
The Internet: Some MechTek fanboy Prommie trolled up from the depths of that shitty board, The Internet uses a clever moniker in a failed attempt to disguise the unmitigated level of suckitude displayed at each and every post he makes. We think Prommie keeps him around becuase he kisses his ass.
Aidzy: Resident latent faggit of the forums--voted most likely to nuzzle sack and take the cock in a recent 'pole' (he voted three times for himself, fyi)
Bonkers: AKA 'LeDouche'. Unemployed and self-proclaimed maker of more arrogant Quebeccer's. His English sucks and his posts suck even more. Another candidate for the QFT awards (Quit Fucking Typing!!)
[edit] List of people so horrid, they weren't even tolerated here:
mycathatesyou*: AKA Shortbus Soapy, STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS (unless you actually WANT your brain to be turned into useless spamming mush) I am a virgin you bastards.
Poopedeinpants*: AKA PEIP. A decent Jewboy. Unfortunate the intolerance in the RoP, huh?
Blue Max*: AKA bloomacks. Deceased: Meningitis
- Note that ALL of the above are RoF refugees.
