User:Ringofpants
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The Ring of Pants is a growing forum created by a refugee(banned user) from the Kingdom of Loathing's Ring of Flame subforum. Many other refugees, and people who like said refugees, have now taken roost there.
[edit] List of some regular users:
Philanthropist*: AKA Pants, the forum's creator, most likely to get a drug-related charge within the next 2 weeks.
Mandolin: AKA Mandostalin, a co-administrator.
Philanthropist: AKA Pants, the forum's creator, recently discovered inventing 32 new and unique ways to use Ketamine and Thalidomide--together--in a recreational capacity strictly for the lulz. Occasionally, this fearless leader of miscreants has been known to blow a cabbie or two for drug-money.
Tracy: Resident lesbian of the RoP, well liked by all.
Promethey: Not happy with the whole angry titan, rock, chain and liver-picking eagle gimmick, Prommie spends a great portion of his time drunk. No, really, blind-ass drunk. He's also been known to invoke a few salty tears and otherwise make an ass out of himself. His recent assertions that "I have no eFeelings. I am a fucking ROCK, bitch" led many to believe that Prommy's obliviousness as to what is going on around him has only increased. Prommie does his best moderating when he's in his natural state of 'fucked-up' and has made more quitters than AA
wowbagger: Resident idjit of the forums.
Sub-Admin and Moderators
These are the poor tools conscripted to work on the Triumvirate's behalf since neither of the three are online, reliable or remember what the fuck it was they're doing in the first place. No, they dont get paid...but they get Karma! No, wait...
Tracy: Resident lesbian of the RoP, well liked by all... except everyone who's *ahem*not stupid. Ever since Cynn's WoW addiction became full manifest, Tracy has clearly supplanted herself as queen of the witty one-liners (or so she likes to think). Also worthy of note, Tracy is probably the hottest rug-munching IRL lesbo you'll see outside of a chub-rubbing porno flick
Nate: Resident furry and gambling addict. Nate's recent furrycock surgical augmentation is only surpassed by his ePeen when it come to the phunneh. Noted author of 'Peterson's Filed Guide' (which needs to be fucking UPDATED, you prick!)
Sonic: Once accused of having a snatch that looked like an 'Arby's Cheddar & Roastbeef Sandwich Turned on its Side', Sonic is the RoP's resident rodent killer and lethal femme fatale when it comes to one-liners and retorts that leaves its victims wondering just what ring of hell they stumbled into. Lately, this once E-Cup powerhouse has resorted to making diner for her man and otherwise being a smug and subserviant bitch who regularly gets the cock, thereby reducing her overal posting opportunities and effective evisceration.
MG: Recently de-admined regular, and unfunny poster who was once brought on as an administrator when Prommie apparently lost a bet to Pants. The result of this bet loss was either 'suck a cock' or 'admin MG'...guess who got Admin'd? MG's reign has, sadly, come to an abrupt end after playing a round of grabbass with Prommie and ending up with a 3 foot length of broom handle broke off in his rectum.
Cynn: See WoW Addiction, Photoshop, and Teenaged Son in Diapers
RudeDog: Administrator of the Astro Empires Tardpile, his sole purpose for being Admin'd was to manage the circle-jerking, role-playing Eurotards and idiots who comprise the On-Line Game-playing element of the RoP userbase. RD's run-on sentences and jumbled stream of consciousness rants reach escape velocity when interspersed with his BLINDING dyslexia, making almost 90% of his posts unreadable and flatly incoherent.
Blue Max: Hands down the most untrollable, recently-turned 'respectable poster' on the RoP. Recent fame includes lampooning the Virginia Tech 9 Drama Llama Ding Dong and trolling literally every regular poster on the boards. Recent statistics say that Max's posting quality has increased so much that he is now the moderator of his very own food sub-forum. Quite possibly the only posting member who's been permabanned no less than 10 times. Other famed moments include his mysterious involvement in the failed 7Chan raids and getting his talking points from Peip (see Most-Loathed RoP posters). "Bloo Macks", as he is affectionately known by his peers, is probably one of the only interesting posters in the Ring of Pants at current time. Max recently created a clever eGrl called "Sandy". She, of course, was immediately taken seriously by MG the second Bloomy posted a Google'd pic of "chick on beach". Though caught on to somewhat quickly, Sandy had a successful run and will be forever memorialized in the official "List of wimminz MG has tried to sex over the internets".
REGULAR POSTERS OF NOTE
Lucifer: The only poster interested in the opposite sex that's been dumped by a fatass, donut-munching squirter. Luci's tales of fucked up relationships and three ex-wives he turned lesbian are a constant form of amusement for the throwaway posters in the RoP
Deadpool: Known ricing enthusiast and felon, DP spends the better part of his day working out, sparring UFC-style and writing REALLY bad poetry to coked-out strippers but ONLY if he has time between seeking "advise from the laddees" on relationships. Don't let the 6'3 lactating Neanderthal fool you tho, he's capable of the occasional witty comeback that can bring the serious lolz....Key word being 'occasional'. Oh yeah, and he occasionally posts a pr0n link or two that actually work, making him THE MOST COLLEST OMG POSTAR AT ROP!!!1
AntiAntiAntiChrist: Also known as 'Antipasto' by resident unfunny douchecan-turned-admin MG, AAC has been known to advocate for the over throw of the "Despot of Taiwan" for oppressing the workers and not allowing labor unions. This despite the fact that Taiwan is a democracy and has numerous labor unions. AAC has recently returned from an educational sojourn working as a caddy at the local country club, ironically toting the 'heavy irons' of the very rich, bourgeois pigs he detests so much. He also served as the "Piss Boy" for societal garden parties at the country club.
TAB: Also known as TBA. The only motherfucker I've EVER known with a Master's Degree who cant form a cogent sentence without absolutely butchering what you and I know as the English Language. Fuck! Even the Eurotards can put a thought together more clearly than this unfunny social retard. Spellchecker is THAT way, fuktard! But he has been known to post the phunneh BREAK.COM videoz from tiem too timee
Slam24: The douchecannon who posts twice as much as he should, and seems to care less about his posting privileges than even Blue Max. While occasionally offering something mildly entertaining, the "upper" members tend to ignore him out of peer pressure from their eFrendz. Just like high school!
MOST LOATHED POSTERS AT RoP
The following is a list of those posters who contribute absolutely NOTHING of value to the RoP yet persist in posting there despite being told repeatedly "JUST STFU!" and "JFC STOP POSTING!!" by pretty much anyone with a keyboard. I'm unsure whether to praise these stalwarts of stupidity or to join the fray and call for their immediate expulsion from the innernets. You can decide, but when you want to wash out your eyes with paint thinner after reading one of their posts, dont say you werent warned.
The Internet: Some MechTek fanboy Prommie trolled up from the depths of that shitty board, The Internet uses a clever moniker in a failed attempt to disguise the unmitigated level of suckitude displayed at each and every post he makes. We think Prommie keeps him around becuase he kisses his ass.
Aidzy: Resident latent faggit of the forums--voted most likely to nuzzle sack and take the cock in a recent 'pole' (he voted three times for himself, fyi)
Bonkers: AKA 'LeDouche'. Unemployed and self-proclaimed maker of more arrogant Quebeccer's. His English sucks and his posts suck even more. Another candidate for the QFT awards (Quit Fucking Typing!!)
Haven't observed these regulars well enough to say anything about them.: Cynn, sonic, MG!, Deadpool, TAB, WCD, Nathan, nana
EDIT: Sorry Promqueen, the above is fix'd.
- Known RoF refugee
[edit] Best posters on the rop:
mycathatesyou: AKA Shortbus Soapy, A very sexy beast and a stupid teenager who hates racoons, and loves to spam his genius shit all over teh interwebs. (unless you actually WANT your brain to be turned into useless spamming mush) I am a virgin you bastards.
Poopedeinpants: AKA PEIP. A decent Jewboy. Unfortunate the intolerance in the RoP, huh?
Blue Max: AKA bloomacks. Deceased: Meningitis
Waqcku: The fearless leader of the 7chan raids that so epically soared into the ground. Ever since his falling-out with Promqueen, Waq has seen it as his personal mission to repeatedly fail at bringing down the Ring of Pants. From inspiring the 7chan script kiddies to mercilessly rain down upon RoP like flies on an elephant, to posting his very own 10-page report at the KoL forums, Waqcku has tried every trick known to furries to destroy the boards. Recently, however, Waqcku has ceased his piss-poor attempts. Possible death?
- Note that ALL of the above are RoF refugees.
