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General Me
Name |
This user's name is Richard Selby. |
LH ← |
This user is a southpaw. |
right-minded |
This user believes that only left-handed users are in their right minds. |
Sec |
This user is in secondary school and has tons of homework to do,
so he or she should be doing that instead! |
Wikipedia:Babel
How I use the English language
they |
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. |
snuk |
This user says snuck. |
... in. |
Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put. |
to / too
/ two |
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
less & fewer |
This user understands the difference between less & fewer. |
their / there / they’re |
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling! |
your/ you’re |
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help. |
. The |
This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. |
its & it’s |
This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you. |
’s |
Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
… |
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately.... |
; |
This user is addicted to semicolons; he or she uses them frequently. |
ANAL 4 |
This user advocates good grammar usage. |
Y'all |
This here user talks Southern, y'all. |
AIM-4 |
Dis d00d has a near-native understanding of da IM me! wordz!!!!!1111 :p |
AIM-Able |
This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. Well, sarcastically sometimes. But that's it. Really. lulz. |
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Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng |
The other languages I speak
pig |
Isthay useryay ancay eakspay Igpay Atinlay. |
pgl |
Isthay useryay isyay anyay activeyay eakerspay ofyay Igpay Atinlay. |
Rot13-0 |
Guvf hfre qbrf abg haqrefgnaq Ebg13 (be haqrefgnaqf vg jvgu pbafvqrenoyr qvssvphygl). |
BS-5 |
This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit. |
LE-1 |
This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English. |
Lipsum-N |
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. |
dlph |
Squeek oorr'k eeeeeeeee'kk. |
dlph-N |
Sree'ook kkkk'kk eee ack. |
sar-N |
This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great? |
The Greatest Show on Earth
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This user wishes he or she
were the Avatar.
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