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My name is Matthew, call me Matt. This is my lame attempt at a user page =].
to / too
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This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
their / there / they’re |
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling! |
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US vs. UK |
This user uses "logical quotation marks". Internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a style issue! |
Pickyness Pickiness Happyness Happiness Busyness Business |
This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness". |
Mix |
This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently. |
AIM-Able |
This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively. |
WP |
This user tracks the number of keystrokes and mouse clicks they make on WhatPulse (profile). |
G |
This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
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This user contributes using a laptop. |
ATI |
This user uses an ATI graphics card in their PC. |
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This user still remembers these. |
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This user is a proud owner of an iPod Nano! |
ADSL |
This user contributes using an
ADSL connection. |
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This user's mobile phone and data services provider is AT&T.
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This user does not eat fish. Ever. |
1337-5 |
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1337-X |
This user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 and Normal Computer Users. |
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IntS ! |
This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks. |
met? |
This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the U.S., cannot relate to them. |
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This user knows 12 digits of pi. |
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This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1. |
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This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace. |
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This user contributes while using iTunes.
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This user contributes while using Winamp.
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This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death. |
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This user loves to read. |
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This user does not smoke. |
11 Grade |
This user is in 11 Grade. |
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This user has blond hair. |
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This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks. |
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This user is of French ancestry. |
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This user is of German ancestry. |
right-minded |
This user believes that only left-handed users are in their right minds. |
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This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. |
GMT
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This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today. |
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I'll do this page in future.
You can delete this template, when the page will be done.
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:( |
This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia. |
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This user needs just one more userbox on his/her page! |
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This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha! |
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This user knows that their userboxes are disorganised but has decided that they don't really care. |
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This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful. |
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This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his/her user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization. |
This user would donate to the Wikimedia Foundation if they could, however, they are too young to do so or do not have a credit card.
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This user is not a Wikipedia administrator, but would like to be one someday. |
A LOT |
This user has read 2,408,841 Wikipedia articles. |
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This user enjoys cleaning up vandalism. |
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This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits. |
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This user contributes using a PC. |
QUAD |
This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core 2 Quad microprocessor. |
Dell |
This user contributes using a Dell computer. |
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