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Raj
An image of Raj.
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Ring name(s) Sgt Cola
Mr Cola
Master Cola
Raj O Mac
Parallax
Numbers
The Big V.P.
Muscles
Sir Raj
Sean Paul
Billed height 5 ft 10 in
Billed weight 250 lb
Born August 6, 1986
Culver City, California

Raj (born August 6, 1986) is not really famous for anything, but he does go by the nickname Raj O Mac, which is based on his favorite "wrestling" character, Shane McMahon. He is a member of the amateur film group, Cram It Productions, which works on movies such as Zombie Jon and Lost in One Room. Raj also is an avid fan of Star Wars and World Wrestling Entertainment, especially its RAW brand, but he has slowly become very interested in its SmackDown! brand as well.

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[edit] Personal Information

One of Raj's favorite shots he has taken of the Hollywood skyline
One of Raj's favorite shots he has taken of the Hollywood skyline

Besides wrestling and Star Wars, Raj enjoys photography and has taken numerous shots of scenic views and waterfalls which can be viewed at MasterCola.DeviantArt.com. Raj continues to work on Jedi pictures for the page but for the time being it has been flooded with images of places from trips he has been on.

Raj has also become very avid in watching movies due to his Netflix account. He has watched over 1,000 movies at least and that number continues to grow. Raj is also a very big blooper fan and will look for them on movies all the time. He enjoys bloopers because, he says, it shows the actors having their own sense of humor outside of the "movie's comedy" which he, as an actor, experiences and has as well.

Raj is also an avid gamer, playing on his XBOX 360 daily if he can, which he usually can. His first game on the system was Call of Duty 2 and Gun. He really enjoys Call of Duty 2 and Gun he has kept for "historical purposes" and also because the game is quite fun though short and simple. He says that it is the first game of Grand Theft Auto in the wild west he has played (Raj is a big fan of the Grand Theft Auto Series as well as related games. More recent games he has enjoyed include The Godfather: The Game, Saints Row, Test Drive Unlimited, and, of course, WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2007. Raj has also enjoyed playing the three Burger King games: Big Bumpin', PocketBike Racer, and Sneak King (in that order, from best to worst). Due to Raj's high gamer score, he has been proclaimed an achievement whore who is constantly seeking out games with easy to obtain achievements. The validity of these claims are still in question, although, looking at Raj's gamercard this statement can be seen as fact with the number of sports games with easy achievements he has played. As a result of these criticisms, Raj and his friends have decided to make an achievement whore website based not on XBOX game achievements but instead life achievements that people acquire but doing various, out-of-the-ordinary things in everyday life. The page on Raj's website hopefully will be up in early 2007.

Raj also has an interest in web design and has created the website for India Sweets & Spices and also his own website as well as others for school projects which are not viewable anywhere online.

Returning to Raj's interest in Star Wars, Raj also has a sizable Star Wars lightsaber collection. He has slowly gathered pieces of the collection over 2004, 2005, and 2006 and now his collection is, for the most part, complete. With Star Wars going on the decline, Raj's interest in Star Wars slowly begins to dwindle but he still enjoys his collectibles.

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[edit] The Philosophies of Raj

Raj has spent a number of years on this Earth and along the way he has come up with a number of philosophies for life.

  • A light switch behind a bed does not make sense.
  • A blazer over a T-shirt does not make sense.
  • If a teacher, whose class you are going to later, says, “See you later,” one must wonder why are you going to see them later?
  • If a woman is a bitch they need to know they are a bitch.
  • "Studying" can be code for masturbating and be used as an excuse to not go on XBOX Live.
  • Playing the queen of spades during a game of hearts is okay at any time especially when it is the first round of spades but when one does this one must say, "I know you guys are gonna hate me but here's the queen of spades."
  • One must always order the same ice cream variety, Rocky Road, even in the face of heavy opposition.
  • Given the choices between leaning on nothing and leaning on something, one must choose to lean on nothing.
  • Paying more for the most food does not make sense, they should suck dick for buying so much food and for anything $10 or higher, they should pull down one’s pants for them.
  • One cannot lose if one jerks-off them self.
  • If something happened in a dream, then it happened in the real world.
  • Given the choices between boiling hot and freezing cold, one must choose freezing cold as cold can be cured by layering (clothing, blankets, etc.) whereas heat will persist regardless of how little one wears.
  • If an elderly gentleman in a wheelchair approaches you in an IHOP restaurant and asks you your age, you must reply: "Me? Why I am but (your age)." If you are old enough, he may reply that you would be ready for children in your life any day now.
  • People who are 'Private' on MySpace just want to keep their private shit private but why do that when you can share it with the world.
  • At the heart of every great couple, there are three other guys and a porno.
  • If one eats food upside down, one gets food in the brain and one doesn't need food in the brain.
  • Driving really fast is the safest way to drive when driving in a residential area.
  • If I got nowhere to go I might as well stay where I am

[edit] Accomplishments

[edit] Videos on YouTube

  • The Jedi Defector - A Raj O Mac Production, Raj's first major rotoscoped lightsaber film. (It's not great but for the first attempt I thought it was pretty good)
  • Lost in One Room - Directed by Rathgar (Cram It Productions), this is our most recent Cram It Production. (4 parts, links to other parts are located in movie description or on the side bar)
  • Raj's Day Off - Art Museum Scene Spoof - A Raj O Mac Production, just a little spoof on Ferris Bueller's Day Off.(Not exactly a "work of art" but it was fun to make and put together)
  • Interview with the Grim Reaper - Directed by Rathgar (Cram It Productions), a look into a day in the life of the Grim Reaper.

[edit] Trivia

  • Raj is an avid blooper fan.
  • Raj is a firm believer of Tarnas' Theory of Relativity which states that if one wishes to not be seen, then one shall not been seen even in plain sight.
  • Though new, Raj's also believes in Marc's Hypothesis of Snakes which states that when discussing how to avoid a negative, that eventually it will turn to wanting the negative. (Example: "I hope there are not snakes running around the apartment." "Hey, let's let the snakes out!")
  • Raj has created a theory as well, called Raj's Theory of Procrasination which states that if a person is running out of time to do something but they still lack the ability to figure out how to complete the project, it can be confirmed that the project will get completed simply because it must.
  • Raj is an atheist although lately he has seemed to be wandering into agnosticism.
  • Raj is a big Nintendo Wii opponent. He states its inability to work with real games such as Red Steel and The Godfather: Blackhand Edition and cites the fact that playing for extended periods could cause muscle pain. He calls it the "gimmick system" for its really good usability with "gimmicky" games like Wario Ware: Smooth Moves and Wii Sports.
  • Raj has seen people who, unintentionally, look like certain well-known people. Currently, he has spotted Christopher Columbus, Abraham Lincoln, and Steven Spielberg.
  • Raj is a big Law and Order: Special Victims Unit and Law and Order: Criminal Intent fan and is glad he can go to a number of channels and watch either one of them, pretty much, at any time of the day or night. The shows appear on Bravo, USA Network, and NBC.
  • Raj is a big fan of A.J.
  • Raj is sometimes attributed to the WWE play-by-play announcer Jim Ross for their likelihood to make and frequency of use of stupid comments.
  • Raj is a big critic of E-Waste Disposal for its inconvenience and its untimely yearly collections. He feels it just is not worth waiting that long to throw away some batteries and light bulbs.

[edit] Quotes

  • "It's not about my fun, it's about your fun."
  • "I forgot."
  • "I enjoy it." (in relation to anything Raj likes that someone said they don't like)
  • "All I know is, everything there is to know about (subject)."
  • "Sleep is a waste of time."
  • "Oh yeah? Well now this is happening" (Raj knocks over an object creating minimal, if any, damage)
  • "The true measure of adulthood is the ability to rent a car."
  • "Oh no! Mid-summer nights nightmare!" (I did not actually invent this one but I use it occasionally)
  • "I don't like donuts, I like cake"
  • "Pat loves strobe light!"
  • "You're using a PNG?! That's great! That file type uses the best of JPEG and GIF technologies!"
  • "Charles, why you gotta be such a sociopath!?"
  • "Kill the environment before it kills you!"
  • "Yeah I'm conversating with my black friend."
  • "There are no graphs in fun!!! Only pie charts."
  • "Life without Patrick is unbearable"
  • "Fuck skateboarding, it's all about DRIVING!"
  • "You know what movie scared the shit out of me? The Brave Little Toaster!"
  • "Nothing, I was just looking at your house!"
  • "I'm driving for the rest of my life."
  • "Hey, weren't these mugs last time...plastic?"
  • "I just gotta ask...why not more boogers?"

[edit] Favorite Jim Ross Quotes

  • "...hitting that turnbuckle and it's not chocolate."
  • "...smacking into the canvas and it definitely does not have any marinara sauce on it."
  • "...tougher than a two dollar steak."
  • "...and that turnbuckle is not covered in barbecue (sauce)."
  • "...they are gonna need to bring all the barbecue they can handle."

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