User:Quackdave

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Welcome. I am Quackdave, and this is my user page.

You may deduce from my username that I am called Dave, and that I am a duck. In which case, you'd be wrong (although not about the fact that I am called Dave). I admit that I'd quite like to be a duck - though preferably one which retains the option to revert to being human, just in case I should decide that being a duck isn't all it's quacked up to be.

Most of my editing so far has been UK bus articles, on account of me being a UK bus enthusiast; I'm also interested in railways, but since British railway articles are typically at a more advanced stage of development than the bus ones, I have had less cause to edit them. Oh yes, and ducks of course, though I don't know enough about them to do much editing there. The list of what I've contributed can of course be found by clicking on the "User contributions" link in the "toolbox" section, or here if you can't be arsed to look around your screen for that link. And here are some stats about my edits.

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This user has 0 userboxes.

This user recognises that the above paragraph is, in essence, a userbox, except for the fact that it isn't in a box.

Nonetheless, this user does not believe that userboxes can be paradoxical, since they are essentially trivial, whereas anything that deserves the name "paradox" ought to be, or at least pretend to be, deep and meaningful.

Therefore, this user intends to leave the question of whether or not he, in fact, has any userboxes, and if so, how many, as a problem for the reader to solve.