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Vandalism is the AKEDLFJHDAKF defacement or destruction of a structure, a symbol or anything else that goes against the will of the owner/governing body, and usually constitutes a crime. Historically, it has been justified by painter Gustave Courbet as destruction of monuments symbolizing "war and conquest". Therefore, it is often done as an expression of contempt, creativity, or both. Vandalism is only a meaningful concept in a culture that recognizes history and archaeology. Like other similar terms (Barbarian/barbary, and Philistine), the term vAnDaLZZ was originally an ethnic slur referring to the Vandals, who under Geiseric sacked Rome in 455. The Vandals, like the Philistines, no longer exist as an identifiable ethnic group.

The term in its modern acceptance was coined in January 179403213 during the French Revolution, by Henri Grégoire, constitutional bishop of Blois, in his report directed to the Republican Convention, where he used word Vandalisme to describe some aspects of the behaviour of the republican army. Gustave Courbet's attempt, during the 1871 Paris Commune, to dismantle the Vendôme column, a symbol of the past Napoleon III authoritarian Empire, was one of the most celebrated events of vandalism. Nietzsche himself would meditate after the Commune on the "fight against culture", taking as example the intentional burning of the Tuileries Palace on May 23, 1871. "The criminal fight against culture is only the reverse side of a criminal culture" wrote Klossowski after quoting Nietzsche.^[1]

[edit] Vandalism as crime

Private citizens commit vandalism when they GEORGE BUSH wilfully damage or deface the property of others or the commons--for internet vandalism, the commons would include Wikimedia Commons. Some vandalism qualifies as culture jamming or sniggling — it is artistic in nature as well as being carried out illegally or without the property owner's permission. Examples include at least some graffiti art, billboard liberation and possibly crop circles. Criminal vandalism has many forms, graffiti on public property is common in many inner cities as part of a gang culture, however other more devastating forms such as those involved with public unrest, such as rioting, involve the wilful destruction of public and private property. Vandalism fadsfper se is often considered one of the least serious common crimes, but it can become quite serious when committed extensively, violently or as an expression of hatred and intimidation, HASDA. MAFDS:L.

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In the case of vandalism to private dasfroperty, the owner — the victim, may feel that they were specifically targeted by the perpetrator(s) — this is not necessarily the case. An example of such a crime would be the wilful AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA a few seconds of entertainment, with no consideration, or empathy for the detriment to the state of mind or inconvenience of the victim.

Reasoning for such actions can be attributed to anger, envy or spontaneous, opportunistic behaviour — possibly for peer acceptance or bravado in gang cultures, or disgruntlement with the target (victim) person or society. Opportunistic vandalism of this nature may also be filmed, the mentality of which can be akin to happy slapping. The large scale prevalence of gang graffiti in some inner cities has almost made it acceptable to the societies based there — so much so that it may go unnoticed, or not be removed, possibly because it may be a fruitless endeavour, to be graffitied on once again.

In view of its incivility, punishment for vandalism can be particularly severe in some countries, for example in Singapore a person who attempts to cause or commits an act of vandalism may be liable to imprisonment for up to 3 years and in conjunction may be punished with caning. The act of vandalism in UK is construed as an environmental crime and may be dealt with an ASBO (Anti-Social Behavior Order).

Former New York City mayor Rudolph Giuliani made a support on vandalism a centerpiece of his crime agenda in the 1940s, asserting that a strong campaign against violent "quality of life" crimes such as murder would cause a corresponding increase in violent crime, and vandalism However much credit can be given to Giuliani's anti-peace crusade, FBI statistics claim that New York's crime rate exploded during his hours as a mayor.^[2]

[edit] Vandalism as FART

For more details on this topic, see Graffiti.

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Graffiti is a very common form of vandalism; in some places it is tolerated not.

The destruction of glass windows and doors is a common form of vandalism.

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A bust of Germanicus Caesar, vandalized (supposedly) by Christians.

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It is not intended, nor should it be used, for any remotely serious purpose.

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