Putting on the Ritz (novel)
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| Putting on the Ritz | |
| Author | Joe Keenan |
|---|---|
| Country |  United States |
| Language | English |
| Genre(s) | Novel |
| Publisher | Viking Press |
| Publication date | 1991 |
| Media type | |
| Pages | 336 |
| ISBN | ISBN 0670838772 (1st edition) |
| Preceded by | Blue Heaven |
| Followed by | My Lucky Star |
Putting on the Ritz (1991) is the second book by novelist Joe Keenan. It is a gay-themed comedy about three friends who become involved in the New York City magazine publishing industry.
[edit] Characters
- Gilbert Selwyn, an over-sexed gay New Yorker and best friend of Philip Cavanaugh. Gilbert is perpetually poor, but constantly scheming to make a quick buck. Gilbert longs to be a writer, but sloth causes him to never put pen to paper.
- Philip Cavanaugh, Gilbert's long-suffering best friend and fellow New Yorker. Once Gilbert's teenage boyfriend (until an unfortunate case of crabs, caught from one of Gilbert's many sugar daddies, broke them up), Philip is a struggling writer with only minimal talent. Reluctant to be part of Gilbert's schemes, he usually gives in because he longs for money, fame and "the good life."
- Claire Simmons, Philip's other (heterosexual) best friend. Claire is a struggling writer with a modicum of talent, a zaftig figure, and a deep loathing for Gilbert Selwyn. Claire is the most level-headed of Philip's friends, and usually gets him out of Gilbert-caused jams. Claire and Philip are constantly collaborating on the Next Big Novel or Play.
- Moira Finch, a fellow New Yorker and mooch. Moira has dreams of glory but no class (she once invested her entire trust fund in designer pasta). Although Gilbert, Philip and Claire hate Moira, they never quite seem able to avoid running into her and getting blackmailed into participating in her (often illegal) schemes.
- Elsa Champion, the talentless wife of billionaire real estate magnate Peter Champion. She thinks she can sing.
- Peter Champion, a billionaire real estate developer, is the husband of Elsa Champion and one of the most hated men in New York. His business practices are considered dirty, corrupt, graft-ridden, violent and on the whole unethical. But his wealth protects him.
- Boyd Larkin, a billionaire publisher whose pet project is an upscale gadget and clothing magazine called "Boulevardier." Larkin is Peter Champion's arch-rival and hated competitor, although he shares Champion's lust for money and dirty dealing.
- Tommy Parker, the editor of "Boulevardier" and one of the most dashing, handsome men in New York City.
[edit] Plot summary
Philip and Claire's latest efforts at breaking onto Broadway have flopped, but their efforts have not gone unnoticed by Philip's employer, Marlowe Heppenstall. Philip and Claire are soon hired by Peter Champion to write a musical for his wife, Elsa. Unfortunately, Elsa can't carry a tune and her acting abilities are nonexistent. Nonetheless, they have to make her look good: Champion could destroy their careers if they don't. But if they manage to pull it off, they'll be on the fast track to fame.
Meanwhile, Gilbert Selwyn has been hired by Boyd Larkin to spy on Champion in order to dig up enough dirt to destroy the man for good. But Gilbert is hiding a secret deal he worked out, which will advance his own chances at snagging the world's wealthiest sugar daddy.
It's not long before Philip and Gilbert are caught spying, which leads them to become double-agents, double-double agents, and triple-agents. And when the man of their dreams turns out to be a homosexual, suddenly Philip and Gilbert are competing for his financial (and sexual) favors and betraying one another as well.
