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Chris Lang otherwise known in theatrical circles as Langasourus is perhaps the greatest living impersonator of Captain Pugwash. His stage act is incredibly tedious as the first act consists entirely of a game of solo Mahjong which lasts three hours. Occasionaly he will invite audience participation and this will usually involve Langasourus being drenched with a bucket of water. After the interval the second act is quite often six hours long and Langasourus spends the entire time in a hammock. The play was previewed at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival under the working title "Scarey Shake" and received a lukewarm response from the fringegoing audience. Langasourus felt that the content was perhaps a little too avant garde for contemporary taste.

He's currently working on his second play which is based loosely around Navy drinking games, but progress has been delayed by Langasourus's developing drink problem and a deteriorating liver. A further setback was a recent assault on a mid ship man which he strenuously denies and the case hasn't yet been heard. It may launch a new legal career for Langasourus or possibly a new creative direction in ultra-violent chic along the lines of Irvine Welsh. Langasourus is not short on literary references citing Nelson's diaries as a particular influence. He feels that his work is not yet sufficiently commercial for film scripting until Navy stories become more a la mode.