User:Puffinbuster

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Hi, I'm a birder!

In my spare time, I edit Wikipedia articles about birds, touch myself, and live in England. Another thing: I speak with great authority when I talk about puffins, because I AM A FUCKING PUFFIN.

An Atlantic Puffin.

Bitch.

Also: here's a list of birds that ain't worth shit. I know they ain't worth shit because 1) As I mentioned, I am a bird(er), so I know what the fuck is up. 2) For some reason, all the Wikipedia articles about them are really inadequately edited and misguided. In fact, I've taken the trouble of cleaning up a few of them myself) 3) I have killed and eaten each of these birds with my own bare beak and feet. To prove this, I've taken the trouble of recommending a sauce that best complements each of these birds, should you work up the balls to kill them and eat them yourself instead of just looking at them through binoculars like a perverted little girl.

Duck (Sauce: duck sauce, fucktard) Bald Eagle (Sauce: Balsamic vinegar reduction) Columbidae (Sauce: Hollandaise sauce) Peafowl (Sauce: Its own blood) Flamingo (Sauce: Peach salsa) Red-tailed Hawk (Sauce: Watercress sauce) Goose (Sauce: Tabasco) Peregrine Falcon (Sauce: MORE PEREGRINE FALCON)

Peace!