User:Professorjive26
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[edit] "Man on a Mission"
Professorjive26 has been described as a man on a mission. That mission: be the first man on the moon. Being born in 1984, Professorjive26 soon realized that his dream may never become a reality. However, during the course of his life, Professorjive26 would see a compelling documentary that could make that shattered dream become a reality.
That film, of course, being non other than "Back to the Future." After viewing what Professorjive26 felt to be the most important film ever made, he restarted his moon landing program. However, due to a lack of funding, Professorjive26 had to seek employment to raise the money needed to build an illmatic time machine space ship, capable of traveling through time, as well as exiting Earth's atmosphere. His solution: He formed the band known as "Render" with his partner in crime and Chief Aeronautical Engineer, Pete Scarlata. Along with Pete, the dynamic duo opted to become a trio and recruited guitarist and Captain of the SS Magic Schoolbus, Chris Fragola. Not satisfied with the limitations of a power trio, the three soon to be space monkeys began their long, grueling search for a drummer. They found one in Adam Mitchell. That's right... Adam Mitchell.
After the band was formed, Professorjive26 once again looked to the sky... and to the future. Or the past. Whatever makes more sense to you, because it doesn't really make a difference to him.
As the super-mega rock machine Render earned millions with their debut album "When the Light Burned Out," Professorjive26 would quickly squander his vast fortune on materials for his new time and space program, which he appropriately dubbed "The Todd Walker Experience." For the next 2 months of his life, Professorjive26 sat around and waited for his time machine space ship to build itself.
After he realized that things don't work that way, Professorjive26 quickly sprang into action, and got someone else to do it for him. Such is the American way of life. When the lead programmer and engineer, Mike Grill, attempted to explain to Professorjive26 that a time travel space ship was impossible to build, Professorjive26 head butted him so hard he disintegrated. He then used his voodoo magic to bring him back to life and continue work on The Todd Walker Experience.
After what felt like an eternity of building and testing (which turned out to be about a week and a half), The Todd Walker Experience was finally ready. Climbing into his 1997 Electric Blue Ford Taurus, Professorjive26 accelerated to 88 miles per hour, and vanished off the face of the earth, never to be seen again.
A few minutes later, Professorjive26 pulled around the block in triumph. Having officially traveled through time and gone to the moon, Professorjive26 has put The Todd Walker Experience out of commission.
[edit] Effects of the Trip
You may be wondering, "Why hasn't history completely changed?" The answer is simple, you petty naysayers... the government is keeping Professorjive26's historical journey under raps. Professorjive26 left evidence on the moon, which NASA quickly destroyed when they finally arrived in 1990. Professorjive26 claims to have written "Todd Walker is #1" on the surface of the moon, though this can now never be proven since Buzz Lightyear played soccer over the writing, and completely ruined it. The only way to verify this information would be to re-open project "The Todd Walker Experience," however Professorjive26 has no plans to do so, citing that "he has more important things to do."
[edit] What Could be so Important?
Professorjive26 spends most of his time fighting aliens on distant planets, and occasionally has a romantic fling with a celebrity of his choice. Professorjive26 has stated in an interview with friend and known internet blogger Jordan Morris, that he no longer feels the need to be known as the first person who ever walked on the moon. He just wants to live a quiet life of rocketing through outer space with his band Render, slaughtering aliens and playing loud, obnoxious music.
