Potato Khan (character)
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Potato Khan is a fictitious character from the hit MTV series Celebrity Deathmatch created by Eric Fogel. He's had two bouts, one against Beni Trauma and another one against Cousin Grimm.
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[edit] Creation
Potato Khan is one of Stone Cold Steve Austin's freaks made out of the DNA of other celebrities. Khan is made out of the DNA of actor Joe Pesci and great Mongolian conqueror Gengis Kahn. While his DNA was being combined Stone Cold accidentally dropped a french fry in the mix and Khan was given the shape of a potato.
[edit] Appearance
As previously mentioned Khan looks like a potato. He has no torso, his arms and legs are directly attached to his head. He has a Brooklyn accent and he is very short tempered specially with people who eat any potato based platter. He has sharp fangs, yellow cat eyes amd wears sneakers. During his fight with Beni Trauma he sprouts tentacles and in his fight with Cousin Grimm he has his tentacles trimmed and styled into horns. He has this too during his brief appearance in "Blink 182 vs. 98 Degrees".
[edit] Beni Trauma
Beni sliced off Kahn's nose and cooked it over a grill and fed it to a kid in the audience who was having a birthday party but then Kahn climbed onto the turnbuckle jumped over Beni and flattened him. Suddenly a huge spatula comes out from under Kahn and flips him over, it was Beni, then Beni severely pummels Kahn and ripps off chunks of his head and fries them, turning them into chips. Beni then scoops out some of Kahn's insides and gets mashed Potato's which he gives to the kid having a birthday, then Kahn ripps off one of Beni's arms and puts it on himself, but Beni's arm is still under Beni's control so Beni's arm grabs a knife and hacks off kahn's arms and legs asswell as itself. Beni puts on his arm and throws the limbless Kahn over onto the grill and is about to cook him when he deicdes to use his special D.O.A sauce and covers Kahn in it, but the sauce makes Kahn mutate and sprout some tentacles which he uses to ripp of Beni's head.
[edit] As For Beni
After Khan defeated Beni Khan cooked Beni's head and gave it to the kid in the audience
[edit] Cousin Grimm
In episode "Deathcon 2001" Grimm has a fight with Potato Khan. Grimm tosses Khan around and then starts jumping on him until Khan is turned into mashed potatoes. The mashed Khan sees a guy in the audience eating french fries and he gets so angry that he reconfigurates and decapitates the guy, then Grimm kicks Khan sky high and when Khan falls down Grimm holds out a cheese grater which hacks Khan into a hundred tiny Potato Khan's! Grimm stops some of the little Khan's and eats some but the Khan's he eats go into his brain and Grimm whacks his head with a club to try and get them out but ends bashing hi head to pieces! Khan reforms himself and starts singing Frank Sinatra's "New York, New York!" song in triumph. So Potato Khan finishes off Grimm and is declared the winner!
[edit] Khan's Fate
After defeating Cousin Grimm Stone Cold took Khan to the CDM basement and chained him to a wall to lie there forever more. This is proven when in episode "Blink 182 vs. 98 Degrees" he is seen briefly chained to a wall there in the bsement where Stone Cold zaps him with a stunner so he stops complaining
