User:Pointblankstare

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1 Introduction
2 Who am I?
3 Views
4 Other
5 History
6 Links
7 Useful Wikipedia Resources

[edit] Introduction

This page is being updated at a sadly slow pace. First created at 1:30 am on December 4^th, 2006 it was more of an experiment in 'making Wikipedia pages', and I promised to improve it as inspired.

It is now December 30, 2007 and I am still not inspired. I plan to clean up the impertinent items and add a few quotes.

[edit] Who am I?

University homepage: Northeastern University '09

University article on Wikipedia: Northeastern University, Boston

International Business and Spanish Major

Concentrations: Accounting and Finance

[edit] Views

"...as a general rule, happiness." - The Autobiography of Charles Darwin

there's only one way to go through life, so why waste time on anything that doesn't make you happy?........ start being serious when your 25. Do good things, its impact affects people in ways you only find out later. staying true to yourself isn't easy but its worth it. la vida es una maravilla.

"never regret something that once made you smile"

[edit] Other

"I've never felt so classy sticking things in cheese!" -only funny thing to come out of carmel, by John Balint

Immigration Officer: Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy, eatin' pussy? Tony Montana: How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy?

"confidentially, i am crazy, and i'll f'in kill you." - Chappelle Show

"Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius:Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essecence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie, because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you have one...in your man purse. " - written by James McKeogh

"always know if the juice is worth the squeeze"

" You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that?!..... I'm not even mad, that's amazing!"

"And before you ask the question, yes, I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon. I also have names for my testes. The one on the left is James Westphal. The one on the right is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. If you play your cards right, you might meet the whole gang."

"Where'd you get those clothes? The toilet store?" -- Brick

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. - billy madison