User:Pigman/Bon mots

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WARNING: I reproduce rude, crude, obscene, lewd and stupid words placed on my user page here. If you have delicate sensibilities, you may be offended by this page. I, on the other hand, am very amused by such antics. Although I admit to some sadness that the perpetrators often seem so limited of vocabulary, so scant of originality. I blame TV and video games.

[edit] My First Vandalism

Ah, you never forget the first vandalism of your user page because of anti-vandalism work! It is a special and precious moment. Tonight was mine. This was the text put on my user page diff:

I'm some guy (with a really shit name) who can't stay out of other peoples business who knows a little about being gay. I've been gay for 35 years. Oink oink u fatty, leave the badger lord alone

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My crime was removing an odd paragraph from the badger article. But it was a paragraph someone cherished and wished to protect. Alas, poor paragraph, so brief a life... --Pigman^{talk • contribs} 03:17, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] More Pleasantries

This one was less creative than the first.

I'M SOME FAT LAZY CUM GUZZLING PIG MAN.diff

I sense a pattern here. These boys (I think it's safe to assume they are male) apparently believe I would be offended by being called gay or by saying I have sex with men. I'm supposed to be offended and deeply ashamed. My analysis shows that people most often insert concepts or phrases into insults which would offend themselves. It's a mirror effect. Deeply insecure in their own masculinity, questioning someone else's is the worst thing they can imagine. Sad, really. Pig^man 01:30, 1 October 2007 (UTC)