User:Pfatty199

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I was given this nickname by some skinny guy by the name of Hunge Cho. Hunge Cho is the country of North Korea. George W. Bush personaly came down off of his might perch (yeah, thats a luagh, huh?!) and stabbed him in the face with his veto pen. Hunge Cho is kinda mad about that. My favorite movie is Reservoir Dogs because I dug the Panama Canal. I realize that that has nothing to do with that movie. My best friend is JFK, and I personaly believe that JFK's corpse could do a better job as president than George W. Bush. If I could be anyone in the world, I would be Kim Jong Il because he has a cool name, and I kinda want his funky glasses. I don't know why I'm still typing this totally true stroy about me. I am in my mansion which I stole from Tom Cruise. I kicked him and his ugly baby with the gay name, Suri, on the street. I actually let his wife, Katie, stay so I can sleep with her. She is terrible in bed, and without her makeup, she looks like Snuffy from Sesame Street. I killed the bitch. Al Roker is a gay faggot who rapes and murders the people he talks to on the Today Show. Robin Williams has hairy knuckles. Thank you.