User:PeteHappens
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Hello, my name is Pete Davis, and I am an alcho---wikipediaholic.
I don't know how I first found out about it but it must have something to do with Roy da Vinci!
My life are defined by my heroes, and my famous heroes list as follows:
Arnold! (from Hey Arnold)
My Website is PeteHappens --PeteHappens 23:26, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
The best religion in the universe---
The Divine Order of the Fruit of the Loins of the Earth is an absurdist religion, based around the worship of nuclear power. Similar to Time Cube it is part conspiracy theory and part religion, promoting the revelation that the government is promoting a "lie." However, the Divine Order differs from Time Cube, in the fact that it does have a spiritual part to it.
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[edit] Main Beliefs
The members of the Divine Order hold to the belief that nuclear explosions are the one true path to enlightenment. The ultimate goal of the order is to promote "the Truth,"-- the belief that the only path to heaven, and enlightenment is through nuclear explosions. They continue to argue that the Japanese culture is enlightened because on the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They are sworn that both governments who do not detonate their nuclear weapons, and fighters for the disarmement of nuclear weapons, for these groups work against the spread of nuclear explosions.
[edit] The Asteroid Lie
A major part of the Divine Order's belief system, is their belief that the government and scientists are lying to the people when they say that dinosaurs most likely died from the impact of an asteroid. They call this universal untruth "The Asteroid Lie." They hold that the dinosaurs were in fact the chosen people (sic) of God (God being the divine nuclear explosion). The Order believes that dinosaurs were the first to understand the Truth. They state that dinosaurs came together and built a nuclear bomb, which they detonated, in a "mass suicide towards enlightenment."
Though they don't believe that dinosaurs are God, they hold them as the most intelligent being that ever roamed the earth. The three unknown leaders of the order have stated on many occasions that they are three reincarnations of dinosaurs.
[edit] Future of the Order
The Great Schism of the Order, which occured in 2005, split the three leaders into three seperate sects. Despite this, they continue to meet anually to discuss the future of the order.
