User:Paxomaniac
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Paxomaniac (born June 7, 1989 as Edward James Paxton) more commonly known as Pax is a college student at the University of Hartford, as well as an up-and- coming writer on the internet scene, he can be found frequenting a myriad of sites, in which he will be epically A.D.D and made an admin despite lacking all skills with computers and coding.Paxton has achieved mild fame in the Philippines and hopes to soon make it to the main stream lexicon of actors. Pax is best known for his role as Ryan Evans on Secret Love as well as his newest role of Edward Cullen on Eternal Dusk
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[edit] Biography
Edward Paxton was born June 7th 1989, to two people that he assumes are his parents, his verdict is still out as of April 12, 2008. Paxton's father is an ex-electrical engineer, and his mother is a homemaker turned Hallmark Gold Crown employee. Paxton is also the older brother to a younger sister, Allie, who is now a freshman at Manchester Memorial High School in Manchester, NH.
Paxton moved to Hartford, CT in late August 2007 and has lived there for the past 7 months, mostly against his free will as he said he wishes nothing more than to be home with his mummy, and the man he calls his father every other day, and certain holidays.
He is hoping someday to persue a career in film, or at the very least a career that lets him stay up late hours, and wake up even later hours.
Pax has recently completed no works of any merit, and is still bitter from losing the role of Ryan Evans to Lucas Grabeel
Paxton is quoted as saying:
"Grabeel wishes he was as sexy as me, but it's all good, because it's not like that."
Paxton has an I.Q of 126, and yet still finds no time to do schoolwork, sleep, and sometimes eat.
It has been said that Paxton is lazy, to which he responds slumped over on his bed:
"I'm too lazy to be lazy"
It is rumored the last thing that Paxton has finished was an apple, but there is no proof to this claim.
[edit] Personal Life
Paxton has always been a bit of a bumbling fool when it comes to relationships, however it was rumored in late 2007 that he had ties to role-playing partner and friend, Mariel Pamulaklakin.
Paxton at first denied these claims:
"She's like my twin sister, that's called incest, and it's illegal"
This was ill believed from a pair of people who ship the twincestuous relationship of Ryan and Sharpay Evans
The couple finally admitted after a long time that they were really retarded and probably shouldn't be flirting, ever and have been dating since January 29th 2008 in a scenario that went something like this:
Kitten (1/29/2008 10:21:18 AM): what did you do?
Ducky (1/29/2008 10:21:24 AM): I ran my head under the sink haha
The pair met back in October 2007 after working together on a project in which the two did nothing but awkwardly flirt with one another, oh and there was some roleplaying too, and not like that you shiesty perverts. After some hiding under the desk and timid Private Messaging via the East High RPG, the two proceeded to awkward flirt on the future juggernaut, Secret Love- A Rypay RPG. Paxton however, has never been good at reading signals, and was in a brief relationship with friend, Erica Rapp, with whom he is still friends with to this day.Paxton dissolved his relationship of 1 month and 25 days on January 26, 2008. Paxton will cite that for three days he felt "slightly emo and a little hungry". They laugh about it now, the Swedish and the Irish should never date.
Like many famous couples before them AKA Zanessa, Brangelina, and the closeted Lashley, they have been found to go by the name Paxmay as deemed by fans and paparazzi alike.
It should be noted that incest was recently also legalized, not that this is pertinent.
Paxton has been divorced twice so far from his wife/random hook-up of 8 years, Elijah "Ace" Bateman. Bateman is Jewish, and a bit of a needy bastard, but is a wonderful cook, this is why Paxton has yet to finalize their third divorce.
[edit] Scandal
Sources began leaking as early as December 2007 that Paxton may have been suffering from a coke addiction. He vehemently denied all claims to this, he even went as far as to say:
"Look, it's pretty common to leave your pants on the table, it's just a fact of life"
Further allegations suffered when the teen's room was searched and the evidence of several carbonated beverages was found under his bed, as well as several other caffeine related items.
On March 28, 2008, Paxton finally came forward and admitted he was suffering from an addiction of coke and green tea. At the moment, Paxton has been 3 weeks sober and thanks his fans for their ongoing support.
"I f***ing hate you guys, give me back my soda"
Paxton has had a habit of addictions in the past including but not limited to: tortillas, toast, role-playing, interventions, Brittany Snow, and shirtlessness.
Around the week of April 27th, 2008 it was found that Paxton has began repeating his cycle of addiction, he has yet to come forward and admit this to the public yet, but urges people to stick with him through what he is calling a "difficult time"
During a recent interview he was quoted as saying
"Ich liebe die Cola {hiccups} und deine Mutter"
[edit] Psychic Mind Powers
Yeah, he has them... oooh
[edit] Music Career
Pax has never had, and probably never will have a music career, stop asking.
[edit] RP-ography
Paxton has been an avid RPer since October 2007--- his more notable roles are listed below
[edit] 2008
HSM Dreams-Ryan Evans
The Wizards of Waverly Place RP-Justin Russo
Eternal Dusk- Edward Cullen
The Movieland Role-play-Sam Witwicky
HSM All-Stars-Lucas Grabeel
The Fairly Odd Parents Role-Play- Jorgen Von Strangle
Suite Life RPG-Noah Harmon Gray
[edit] 2007
Difference- A Chyan RPG-Troy Bolton
Secret Love- A Rypay RPG- Ryan Evans
East High RPG-Ryan Evans
[edit] Trivia
--Paxton is of Irish descent
--Stands 5'7
--Is a self proclaimed Agnostic
--Speaks several langauges including:
Spanish, American Sign Language,German,French
--Met current girlfriend through Livejournal
--Allergic to rabbits
--Is a vampire
--Is an avid RPer and is heavily active on 5 of the above sites
