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Audrey Tolls was born in 1973 to poor Wookie share croppers on planet Endorf with a bunch of 3 foot tall green men. During the early years of her life she wrote many differt short stories including the best seller My Mom the Wookie.

In 1983 she stared as chubbacca in Return Of the Jedi. After her movie career Audrey moved to San Antonio Texas where she went into a depression and took up heroin. After several years of drug abuse Audrey finaly admitted herself into The South Beach rehabilitation clinic where she began her treatment.

After three weeks of treatment she got out and became clean(literally she was no longer dirty and full of germs and didnt smell like Trash cans). She was then darfted by the Boston Red Sox in 1999.

After several years of playing outfield for the Red Sox she finaly got a spot at first base at the age of 31. The Red Sox then went on to winning the 2004 World Series. At the after game celebration Audrey when asked by reporters "How does it to be a world champion?" quoted the late and great Colonel Sanders "Im to drunk to taste this chicken."

Audrey retired from the majors at the age of 32 to pursue her lifes dreem of being a marine biologist. After being enrolled for three years at A&M Audrey was left paralyzed after having a killer whale ram her in the spine.