User:Patrick Litani

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Is a tosser

Who has a crap website that takes too long to load. He is around 12 years old and has learning difficulties. Spelling is not his strong point but likes dating cardboard cutouts of B-list celebs with a pot noodle attached and a half pound of warm liver so he can 'pleasure' them.....

Even Fergal Hunter is less of a cunt than him.

captaincockmuncher is his boyfriend and sucks his dick in his 4 million square foot 24 carrot gold mansion