User:Patramsey80

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Early Life and FamilyPat Ramsey aka PtP aka Prime Time Pat was born in G-Burg Maryland. His parents Raul Ramsey and Naomi Ramsey are Brazilian super models who who got the best Brazilian super model award 18 times in a row and still counting gave birth to him in the Ancient Incan City, Cuzco located in Australia. It was from that moment that he was destined for greatness. He learned quickly and graduated Harvard Law School at the age of 6. He then became legally emancipated.

Career His First job was a superhero named the caped crusader. Ironically, he actually hated capes so he quit after 4 hours. He then decided to explore Antarctica. He was attacked by pumas, giant squids anacondas, and (the most deadly of all) flamingos. After suffering heat stroke, pneumonia, rabies, and the bird flue all at the same time, he moved back to his 3 million dollar mansion in Nigeria. This is were he had his greatest work. He wrote the critically acclaimed film Titanic, Cured evry type of HIV known to man and monkey, and proved O.J. Simpson innocent in the span of 34 hours. But at his victory parade he was paralyzed in a segway accident. He then decided to get back to his roots and moved back to Cuzco. The local witch doters gave him essence of dandelion which stimulated his mind and legs. He was cured. Pat then sold the dandelion essence and bought Cuzco. It is in Cuzco where he sits today atop of his pure ivory throne chair thing...to be continued.