User:ParticleMan

This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.

This user plays mahjong.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

UCSC

This user attends or attended the
University of California,
Santa Cruz

sar-4

This user is a near-native speaker of sarcasm.

This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton.

This user runs Mac OS X.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits.

vn-8

This user page has been vandalized 8 times.

$0.\bar{9}$ =1

This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it. But wishes that other people could understand in the way he does.

goon

This user enjoys the Something Awful Forums.

This user prefers the Wii.

SC4

This user's city is much better than Defacto's.

This user has a keen interest in mathematics.

LOST	4…8…15…16…23…42… This user is LOST…

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

PST

This user's time zone is PST.

Committed identity: 70e644473a85c1ecaf699416e7bcafbd8e1d9668 is a SHA-1 commitment to this user's real-life identity.

SEE SOURCE FOR PGP KEY