User:PAR1138

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This user comes from Canada.

This user is a Wikipedian in Quebec.
en-5 This user is able to contribute with a professional level of English.
fr Cet utilisateur a pour langue maternelle le français.
άθεος This user is an atheist.
inf This user is an infidel.
This user believes in the separation of religion and state.*

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This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits.
This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.
This user has arranged for organ donation; have you?
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.
This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.
This user can't wait to get to heaven to see the stripper factories and beer volcanoes.ʰ


This user knows that the solution to global warming is piracy.ʰ


This user is a pirate. Arrr!
This user is interested in Evolution.
This user has a keen interest in Physics.
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This user is interested in astronomy.
This user is interested in Paleontology.
This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
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This user is polite.
This user drinks coffee.


This user enjoys playing chess.

User:UBX/Religion psychological

This user is interested in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.
This user doesn't believe in myths or superstitions
God made this user an atheist. Do you question his wisdom?
This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.
This user does not believe in the supernatural until proven wrong.
This user is one of an infinite number of monkeys editing Wikipedia right now.
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vsalvnkanvls;a		 This user likes banging on the keyboard.
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IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.
SARC
This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.
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This user is made out of Carbon.
Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
<html> This user can write HTML.
This user has a page on Wikiquote.
Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.
V This user is a vegetarian.
This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ⊕).
This user supports public transit.
This user enjoys reading science fiction.
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This humble Wikipedia contributor is, in a nutshell, a carbon-based bipedal mammal living on a mostly harmless planet located in the Orion Arm, a rather uninteresting suburb of the Milky Way — uninteresting except for the fact that it would make a perfect emplacement for an hyperspace bypass.

He is also an atheist member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

His habits of talking about himself using the third person and linking everything can be quite aggravating, but they probably aren't much more annoying than taxes, death or that 42 answer.

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--PAR1138 18:36, 14 April 2007 (EST)