User:Paigeinator
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[edit] Early Life
Born January 20
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
[edit] Now
Nathan sucks. Paige is a French Whore
1 The world collapses. The Earth begins to fall. 2 They’ve come to kill us all. 3 Who are they you ask? 4 It is those from another world. A world beyond ours. 5 They came to us so peacefully at first and then turned against for their own malicious reasons. 6 Like a plague of locusts, they came and wiped out everything. Nothing is left standing. No one will survive there awesome wrath. 7 Like ravenous rats, they go around spreading their evil and disgusting disease. 8 We try so hard to stop them, but it all ends in vain. 9 The world unites against this common foe. 10 People of all cultures fight arm in arm together. They lay down their differences and fight against this great enemy. 11 None of them can triumph over these wondrous intruders, but we do not give up. 12 Everyone fights to their last breath. 13 Then the clouds part. A light appears. Everyone ceases fighting. Then, flash, all is gone. 14 Our world has been vaporized. Nothing is left standing. 15 Then they leave just as fast as they came. 16 The world has collapsed. The Earth has fallen.
Nathan sucks. Paige is a French Whore
Oh, no you did NOT just divide by zero. Giiiiiiiirl!!! *Snap snap*
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