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[edit] Those Who Seek Knowledge Seek PAH Page

WAZA EVERYONE! I AM PAH, ALSO KNOWN AS PHIL!I AM HERE TO EDUCATE YOU ON WONDERS OF THE WORLD LIKE NINJA WARIOR AND ZOMBIE SURVIVAL...YES I SAID ZOMBIE SURVIVAL. PLEASE READ THIS PAGE OR BLUE SCREAN AND DIE IN AN UPCOMING ZOMBIE INVASION. THANK YOU FOR READING>

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Contents 1 Those Who Seek Knowledge Seek PAH Page 2 Reviews and Quotes about PAH Page 3 About Me 4 Tickle 5 "Things That Grind My Grills" 6 Random Thoughts 7 ZOMBIE SURVIVAL 8 PAH User Boxes/Friends/Links 8.1 Friends 8.2 Userboxen 9 I am part Of 9.1 Userboxes about Me or are Totlaly Random 10 The Phil Horlacher Gallery 11 Gangsta Lord of da Blings: ultimate Lord of the Rings Parody 12 Google Earth: FIVE SIMPLE STEPS TO ACCESS TO THE WORLD 13 Russian Reversal and Tube Bar Prank Calls 13.1 Russian Reversal 13.2 Tube Bar Prank Calls 14 Stress and Mood

[edit] Reviews and Quotes about PAH Page

"The best page on the internet"-Phil Horlacher
"It is ingenious!"-Phil Horlacher
"It has me sitting at the end of my screen"-Phil Horlacher
"The eighth wonder of the world! How someone can be so cool, smart, and funny is beyond me"- Phil Horlacher

[edit] About Me

My name is Phil.

I enjoy the tv shows: Ninja Warrior, Naruto, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futureama, Boondocks, and other things. My favorite books are graphic novels and action/fantacy/sifi. I love pets and own a dog. I am interested in zombies and art. I draw anime and maps but I can sketch very well. I play the piano and xylophone. I am an ear player and I can read. I seek Knowledge. I hate vandals and love wikipedia! I am here to educate you all on cool stuff! Thank you! I LIKE YUMMY STUFF< FUN STUFF< AND AWSOME STUFF. THOSE WHO SEEK LIFE SEEK PAH Page My Name In Greek (my ancestry): ΡηιΛ I am PAH, PAH I am...You are becoming sleepy. Be Mezmerized by my awsomeness. Fear the eye.

[edit] Tickle

Tickle is a free quiz network that is fun to go on. I am a userthere! It is a place to make friends and stuff so join!

Take this link to my zombie Quiz, i ganentee that it is the best Zombie test on the Web[1]

[edit] "Things That Grind My Grills"

1) People Who Talk on the Phone While driving
2) Psychics
3) How a dvd or video game costs 2cents to make and is sold for thirty bucks WTF
4) Vandals on Wikipedia. I bet you vandals color the dictionary as well
5) Adolf Hitler
6) Jerks and Bullies: GET A LIFE

7) Mega Gamers

[edit] Random Thoughts

1) Why don't you ever see in the news paper the title "Pychic Wins Lottery?" don't waste money on pychics
2) Isn't it unnerving that doctors call what they do a practice?
3) If you throw money at people is it charity or assalt?
4) How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
5) Can God make a breakfast burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
6) How young can you die of old age?
7) If you try to fail and you succede which have you done?
8) If a smurf chokes what color does he turn?
9) If a vampire has no reflection in a miror why is his hair so neat?
10)Can you learn how to read from a "reading for dummies" book?
11)If Pro is the opposite of Con than is Progress the opposite of Congress?
12)Why is the man who invests your money called a broker?
13)If the Prophesor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts than why can't he fix a hole in the side of a ship?
14)If a drugstore is open 24/7 then why are there locks on the door.
15)If a schitsifrenic threatons to commit scuicide than is it a hostage situation?
16)Why do they put brail on drive through windows?
17)If a house is on fire and you make more fire is the fire better or worse?
18)Do Mailmen deliver mail to themselves or do other mailmen deliver mail to them. Is there a neverending chain of mailmen? 19)If you dug a hole (hypatheticaly) to the direct center of the earth, what gavitationtal effect would happen? Would you fall down to the bottom or fall up from where you came? Would you keep falling up and down endlessly? Or would you just float impervious to gravity?

[edit] ZOMBIE SURVIVAL

Zombies are not really dead.

They are just people with the saloma virus. The origon of the virus is unknown but it is transfered by exchange of bodily fluids or being bitten by the "living dead". The virus is very common in third world countries. When a large scale of people are infected, it is called an outbreak. When the virus has infected a large amount of people and a country is at stake, it is called Z- DAY or the Zombie war. When all of the zombies are killed or kill us, the war is over. The only way to truly kill a zombie is by destroying its brain. The best tools for this are swords and baseball bats. Do not set them on fire! Then you will burn your city down and they will still be alive! When a zombie is in water it will bloat. Zombies do not feel pain and are only smart enough to eat. why this is so, no one knows. zombies have bad ballance and are very slow. they will become easily destracted by sound and light but they can follow prey for as long as they want as long as they keep the sent of the prey. A zombie is thought to have a sixth sence. Humans use around 10% of the brain if even that. Zombies shut down about 6% of that 10% and unlock about 80% of their brain. The organs are all dead except the organs needed to walk and eat. they do not need to digest food and their blood becomes a dark red or brown. anyone who encounters the living dead should find a weapon and destroy the brain. Then you must dispoze of the corpse, get non perishable food and thensome weopons. take them to a two or three story building. It can not be a public building. the more people, the more zombies. the reason you want a two story building with only stairs or a ladder is because zombies can't climb stairs or ladders. make sure you make little noise and if you have bunkered in a gated area, try to plant food or you will die of starvation. get tons of water but do not use a hose or fossit for the water supply may be contaminated. do not attempt to walk through a crowd of zombies acting like one. they somehow distinguish the lining from the dead. you should not act dead or the zombies will eat you anyway. rural areas are also good places to hide but you will be discovered eventualy and when you are, you will be cought off guard. Z Day will most likely come to the USA in 10-15 years.Britain: 5-10 years, and China: 10 minutes but it will be covered up. Stay clear of the third world and poor nations. avoid swamps and water. avoid isolated countries. zombies are known to travel and communicate with each other. beware the Z!

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