One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night

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One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night
Author Christopher Brookmyre
Country United Kingdom
Language English
Genre(s) Satire, Crime, heist, black humour
Publication date 1999
Media type Print (Hardback & (Paperback)
ISBN ISBN Hardback first edition)

Published in 1999, One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night, is Christopher Brookmyre's 4th novel in which he takes another stab at crime fiction. Like the other novels in his collection he's never short of humour or the divinely bizarre.

A note at the beginning of the book says "The following is based on a true story".

[edit] Plot Summary

Gavin Hutchinson, purveyor of non-threatening holidays to the great unwashed British masses has organised a reunion for his old school classmates. The reunion will take place on his latest project - a unique "floating holiday experience" on a converted North Sea oil rig, a haven for tourists who want a vacation in the sun but without the hassle of actually interacting with any foreigners. And what better way to test out his venture than to host a fifteenth-year high school reunion, the biggest social event of his life... except no one remembers who Gavin is.

Gavin may have been a non-entity while at school in Auchenlea but now he's made his fortune, he's looking forward to lording it over his old classmates, especially now he's having an affair with Catherine O'Rourke, PR specialist and one-time pin-up for his male classmates at St Michael's.

Meanwhile Gavin's wife, who as 'Simone Draper' remains much more memorable to those from Auchenlea than her husband, is fed up with his filandering and aims to use the evening to publicly embarrass Gavin by announcing her plans to take the twins and leave him. Intent on ruining Gavin's evening, she's also added two extra names to the guest list - Hollywood star, famous comedian (and the recently suicidal) Matt Black, as well as class bampot, though now reformed artist, David "Dilithium Dave" Murdoch.

As the ex-classmates gather on the almost finished holiday resort, currently moored off the coast of Scotland, little do they know that a troop of would be "soldiers of fortune" have been contracted to hit the rig for some blackmail action.

The group of mercenaries (mostly recruited from the minimum wage end of the labour market, and already reduced in number due to some experiments with a rocket launcher) are made up of a variety of ex-terrorists from Ulster and Africa mixed in with a few professionals and to say they're not getting on well is a bit of an understatement...

[edit] Back cover description

One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night brings Christopher Brookmyre's distinctive heart-warming style to the touching story of what unfolds when the former pupils of an ordinary Glasgow high school are reunited after fifteen long years: reminiscence, reconciliation, old secrets, rekindled passions, joy, laughter, hijackers, murder, vengeance, machine guns, rocket-launchers... that sort of thing.

[edit] Characters

Hector McGregor 
Recently retired police officer
Matt Black
a successful yet highly cynical stand-up comedian, who's recently sold out by appearing in very bad US sitcoms
Ally McQuade 
genial tradesman with an easily upset stomach
Tim "Death's Dark" Vale
Security expert, who also turns up in a couple of Brookmyre's other novels, Be My Enemy and Country of the Blind.
David Murdoch
reformed ex-con and general bampot, turned self-aware artist
Gavin Hutchinson
unmemorable owner of the holiday resort, who's sporting a large chip on his shoulder to balance out his equally large ego.
Simone Hutchinson neƩ Draper
Gavin's long suffering wife
Catherine O'Rourke
PR consultant and Gavin's bit on the side
William Connor
would be purveyor of 'professional' mercenary services