User:OlenWhitaker

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4	WikiDefcon 4 Low to moderate level of vandalism.

This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.

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This user page has been vandalized 3 times.

No tools

This user reverts vandalism manually, without the help of any tools such as Twinkle.

This user patrols the new pages and recent changes Old School Style.

This user is addicted to Wikipedia.

This user scored 5879 on the Are You a Wikipediholic Test.

This user is a member of the U.S. Roads WikiProject.

This user is a member of
WikiProject Firearms

10³	This user has made over 1000 edits.

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This user has started over 40 new articles.

This editor is an Apprentice Editor, and is entitled to display this Service Badge.

This user clicks on Random article way too often.

EB	This user uses Encyclopædia Britannica along with Wikipedia.

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

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(UK)

This user uses American English,
but occasionally with British spellings.

BAS

This user can program in BASIC.

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This user can write HTML.

This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale.

This user drinks water.

This user would rather be playing poker.

B	This user's favourite colour is BLACK.

BCo

This user is a fan of black comedy.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

HSF

This user knows Han shot first!

J	This user trusts Jimbo.

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Purple Bunny

"Saith the Preacher, vanispamcruftisement of vanispamcruftisements; all is vanispamcruftisement."

-WikiBible^a[›]
Ecclesiastes 1:2

1 Major contributions
- 1.1 Articles Created
- 1.2 Other major contributions
2 Editing milestones
3 Rave reviews
4 Notes
5 References

[edit] Major contributions

[edit] Articles Created

I have created the following articles:
(redirects, disambigs, and pages outside article space not included)

Total article creations: 40
(Can you tell I'm working on WikiProject U.S. Roads?)

[edit] Other major contributions

I have overhauled or otherwise made substantial contributions to the following articles:

Gun politics in the United States
Added section on state constitutions; this section was later broken out as part of the spin-off article Political arguments of gun politics in the United States
List of assault rifles
Total rewrite; rescued from AfD

[edit] Editing milestones

[edit] First edit

February 8, 2008 Added a reference citation to Make My Day State which has since merged into Castle Doctrine.

[edit] 100th edit

March 11, 2008 Made a comment on Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Daniel James (Record Producer) favouring deletion. Result: deleted.

[edit] 500th edit

March 30, 2008 Created Colorado State Highway 113. I created the article, I mean, not the highway.

[edit] 1,000th edit

April 30, 2008 Reverted vandalism on Parrotfish.

[edit] Rave reviews

The reviews are in!
Vandals everywhere agree: this user is a hit!
Roger Ebert gives him a "big thumbs up"^[1] while 64.39.113.171 says "bite me!"^[2] 172.163.114.27 praises this user's contributions as "a dildo with extra cheese"^[3] and calls his penis "a Micropecker."^[3]

[edit] Notes

^ a: WikiBible, the free path to salvation that anyone can edit.

[edit] References

^ The Big Book of Stuff Roger Ebert Never Actually Said but Should Have
^ 64.39.113.171 (2008-03-31). User talk:OlenWhitaker. Wikipedia. Retrieved on 2008-04-11.
^ ^a ^b 172.163.114.27 (2008-04-11). User:OlenWhitaker. Wikipedia. Retrieved on 2008-04-11.

I wonder how many consecutive , single word Wikilinks can be collected in one sentence without any red links , repetition (other than punctuation ,) or the use of piping ?